WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH HARP RIBBON

 

(The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears)

A Bunny's Story (The One Who Got Sacked) by Spider Tom
A Casket Is A Very Useful Thing by MMario
A Cold Day In Hell by MMario
A Cowardly Act by Roll&Go-C
A Fightin' Gnome by Dharmabum
A Fortune From Behind by SharonA
Agent Provocatuer by MMario
Ain't It So by Jeri
Aisle Of Lingerie by Genie
A Maiden's Plaint by SINSULL
A Scream, As You Squish, Your Throat Makes by SharonA
Ashes To Ashes by Matthew Edwards
A Shopper's Lot by Bradypus
A Start In Life by Jack the Sailor
A Tribute To The Season by Hyperabid
Ale Ails by MMario
An Old Gigolo by RobDale
Arnold by Deda and Jack the Sailor
Arnold the Crime Fighting Pig by Jack the Sailor
Ashes To Ashes by Scabby Doug
At the Zoo by mousethief
Aye, There's The Rub(ber) by Naemanson
Bad, Bad, Sunil Brown by Dharmabum
The Bad Ship Kangaroo by derrymacash
The Ballad Of Ferretman by Troll
The Ballad of Jed's Limp Pet by mousethief
The Ballad Of Lucky Charms by Amos
Ballad of Rejection Amergin by Amergin
The Ballad of Sian Barber, Neurotic by mousethief
Bare-Bottomed Carousers by Calico
Bare-bottomed Girls by mousethief
The Battle Cry of Garden Gnomes by Amos
Battle Hymn of the Gnomes by MMario
Better Safe than Sari by Amos
Between Church And Stomach by Hyperabid
Blow The Place Down by McGrath of Harlow
Blue Movies by Deda
Boiling Lobster, Screaming Chicken by RobDale
The Boiling Of The Beef by Kara
Boney Fingers by Jack the Sailor
Bore From Bangalore by Hyperabid
Boring Man by Jack the Sailor
Bottom-Baring Briefs Overflowing by Genie
The Bovine Bomber by Hawker
The Box by Bradypus
The Boxers by mousethief
The Boy Who Never Returned by mousethief
Brock's Farewell by derrymacash
B Stands For Bobble, I Suppose by derrymacash
Bullwinkle's Revenge by Lonesome EJ
Burial At Sea by Dharmabum
Burning Bourbon by Spider Tom
Burning Of The Still by Amergin
Can You Cut My Hair? by Jack the Sailor
The Candy Asses' Ball by Amos
Candy Coloured Shell by MMario
Can't You Stand To Let Him Go? by doesterr
*Cetchy Liddle Jingle* by Barky
Chippy Zippy by Deda
The City of the Dead by McGrath of Harlow
Clare's Favorite Things by MMario
The Cluck Came Back by Lin in Kansas
Come Into The Water by Sinsull
Coming Into Moscow by Trapper
The Cookie Pokey by Fibula Mattock
Copacabana by Sonja
The Copied Bummer by Genie
Corned Beef And Cabbage by BSeed(CharlesKratz)
Courting Disaster by Amos
CZECH!MATE (or Where Is Me Tree?) by MMario
The Day The River Turned To Booze by Dharmabum
The Dawning of the Day by derrymacash
Dear Flabby by Clifton53
The Devil's Got My Gateway by Mbo
Doc's Holiday by Montana Monkey
Don't Mess With Candi Lynn by Mbo
Doobeedoo - I Wanna Throw Some Poo by Hyperabid
Dr. Doolittle's Answering Machine Message by mousethief
Drawn and Quarter'd for Love by MMario
The Easter Bunny by Kelida
Easy Come And Easy Go by McGrath of Harlow
Easy Come and Easy Go in Canadee-i-o by derrymacash
Eggs by Zillinger Zillinger Top (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
Embraceable You by Jack the Sailor
Espresso Condom Blues by Amos
Farewell to Alms by Bradypus
Farewell, Ye Scottish Otters by Amos
Fifty Ways To Scan Your Booty (or Fifty Ways To Scan Uncovered) by Sonja
Fingal and Sula by Deda
Fire a Couple More Missles by mousethief
Flight Of The Chicken by Amos
Foil Bikini by MMario
Folsum Prison Blues #679 by Guest, Johnny Cash
Forest Sounds of Silence by Bradypus
Fox Went Up by Bradypus
Frog Went A Hunting by Bradypus
From A Distance by Jeri
From Clare To Here by Pseudolus
Fruita Roosta' by Spider Tom
Ghost Custard by Micca
The Gigger's Lament by Amos
Gnome Poem by SINSULL
Golden WC by The Crazy Bird
Goodbye Gnome Man by Amergin
Goodbye Spittoon by JenEllen
Gotta Have The Ho Ho Ho by Jack the Sailor
Granny The Outlaw by Dave (the ancient mariner)
The Green Green Garden Gnome by Bradypus
Half Empty by Hyperabid
The Hamburg Bird-ler? by MMario
Handy by SharonA
The Hanging Munchkin by Bradypus
Hard Day At Sperlonga by Dharmabum
Hard Hard Times by RobDale
Hard to Make a Sari by mousethief
Harry Flynn by Amergin
Headless In Honolulu by Hyperabid
Heard It From the Mynah by mousethief
Heartbreak Hotel by Jack the Sailor
Hello Darling by Kara
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by Audi
The Highwaytot by Amos
Holy Day Women (and men) Numbers 13 and 3.14159 by mousethief
The Hong Kong Goose by granny
Hooray For Tooth Decay! by derrymacash
Hotel Mallorca by derrymacash
Hot Pant Explosion by JenEllen
How Can I Cope? by derrymacash
How Much is That Hoggie in the Window Seat by derrymacash
The Human Hydrogen Bomb by Dharmabum
Hungover Rover by Dharmabum
I Ain't Got No Job by Amergin
I Can Dream, Can't I? by MMario
I Can't Get No Peacock Satisfaction by mousethief
I Dreamed I Saw St. Nick by derrymacash
I Feel Like I'm Fixin To Buy Rag by Dharmabum
I Fought For Ferrets by Lonesome EJ
I Hope They Don't Hatch Now by MMario
If I Only Had A Pelt by Deda
If I Were a Sabre-Tooth by Amos
I'll Tell Me Mah by Clifton53
I'm Decomposin' by Bardford
Immortality by Bradypus
Inhalation Once Again by derrymacash
In Old Sogn og Fjordane's Town by Amos
In That Old Chicken Farm Back Home by mousethief
I Saw A Peacock by Bradypus
I Saw Her Box by mousethief
I Saw It On The Badger Line by Amos
I Saw Tommy Kicking Santa Claus by Genie
I See Your Future, Now I've Read Your Bum by Sonja
I Sent My Sister to A Landfill by Amos
It's Wintertime, It's Christmastime by Clifton53
Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny Baby Bird In His Bikinis by Sonja
I've Got This Sinking Feeling by mousethief
Jolie All Saints' Hawker Lass by Genie
The Jolly Coffin Carpenter by Rollo
Judy's Afraid of Wal-Mart by derrymacash
Just Bums by MMario
Just One More Bag by Amergin
Kamikaze Bee by McGrath of Harlow
The Kamikaze Cow by Lonesome EJ
Keep Those Pumps Going! by Dave (the ancient mariner)
Keep Your Hands Off My Irish Stew by Amos
The Kettle of Purloined Stew by Clifton53
Knockin' On The Coffin Door by Amergin
Kung Foo Quack by Bradypus
The Lady Snowman by McGrath of Harlow
Land of the Moose, Home of the Hide by derrymacash
Landing in Washington by Jack the Sailor
The Last Parade by MMario
Last Six Leeches by SharonA
Last Thing On My Mind by Amergin
Lazarus Child by Bradypus
The Leeches 'Tomorrow' by kat/katlaughing
Leftoverture by Lonesome EJ
Let It Snow by Clifton53
Let's Call the Vacation Off by MMario
The Lifter by Steal Miller (aka Jack the Sailor)
The Limerick Anti-Rake by derrymacash
Little Bitty Basket by Irish Sergeant
The Little Boys Are Back In Town by derrymacash
Little Sammy Squeezer by Kim C
Looking For Dullsville by Willie-O
Look What I Found On My Land by Melanie Kafka (Safka) (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
Love Unexpected by Mbo
Love's Final Stand by JenEllen
Mamas Don't Let Your Cowboys Grow Up to be Surgeons by Dharmabum
The Man Who Made Lenin's Gold Toilet by mousethief
Many Raccoons of Twenty by Amergin
Medicine Man by Bradypus
Memo by Genie
'Mericky's A Wonderful Sight by derrymacash
Mermaid? by MMario
Midnight At The Oasis Village by Genie
Mike's Head Is Gone by GreatGoo
Mike The Cock by MMario
The Miser And The John by Naemanson
Miz Henley's Revenge by Amos    THE FIRST EVER MUDCAT SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!!
The Monkey and the Ingenue by Amos
Monkey Man by Lonesome EJ
More Consumer Commentary by RobDale
More Deadly Than The Male by McGrath of Harlow
Mr. Feldman, The Bun-squeezing Man by mousethief
Mr. Shorty by Pseudolus
Muss I Denn (If I Must) by mousethief
My Beautiful Cement Mixer by mousethief
My Bold Engineer by derrymacash
Mynah's Lifeguard by McGrath of Harlow
The Night Before We Met by Amos
The Nightingale by Kelida
The Night That The Stew Pot Was Snatched by Clifton53
Norwegian Woody by Dharmabum
O Give Me A Phone! by Bradypus
The Object Of My Confection by Hyperabid
The Office Secretary by Bradypus
Oh Dear, Hereford Kamikaze by Scotsbard
Oh What A Shame! by Mbo
Old Uncle Harry by Amergin
Old Zip by McGrath of Harlow
On a Jet Plane by Bradypus
On A TV Show by Amergin
One (Tubular Explosion) by Barky
Only Your Soul by Amergin
Osaka Beer Inc. by Bradypus
Oy, Oy, Oystein by DonD
Paddy McGinty's Oats by derrymacash
Pashann Pud by MMario
Patrick Wright's Ferret by McGrath of Harlow
Patty Wright's Crazy Life by Barky
Paws In The Dough by Al Boyce
Peacock Envy by MMario
The Peacock's Lament by Hawker
The Peacock Song by Micca
Pelt Of the Tiger by DeRider (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
The Pig That Never Returned by zonahobo
Poo(p) Gets In Your Treads by katlaughing
POOP Gets On Your Shoe by MMario
Poop On His Shoe by Sigurd
Pour Me A Pint And I'll Flame When I Sing by Jeri
The Ram Who Shot Mokhtar Fadl by MMario
Rath Thnakes are Nathty Whem Theyth Bithe Youth onth de Tonguth by Jack the Sailor
Redeem My Teeth by mousethief
Road Warrior Perley King by Dharmabum
Rock Them In The Clock by Jack the Sailor
The Saltwater Croc by derrymacash
Sam Hill, the Weasel-Keep by derrymacash
Santa Claus has Hired The Mob by Jack the Sailor
Sari Weaver by Jack the Sailor
Saris (From The Finest Silk) by Genie
Second Sight by DonD
Secret Agent Provocateur by Bradypus
Send Me Down To Santa's Chair by Clifton53
Serpent Love by mousethief
Sex Crazed Monkey by Jack the Sailor
Sexy Silken Sari by MMario
She Sang of Old Ballinderry by Amergin
The Shepherd-Poof Song by Trapper
She Wore A Yellow Bobble by Matthew Edwards
Shitty Boy Jake by derrymacash
Shopliftin' Ladies by mousethief
Shopped In The Nude Today, Oh Boy! by Hyperabid
Shopping In The Nude by derrymacash
Shorty's Packed His Trunk by Lox
Shorty The Elephant Keeper by Bradypus
Should A Bird Not Sing, The Wing Would Whisper On The Wind by Spider Tom
Sidi Barani by Bradypus
The Silkie and The Fause Mermaid by Bradypus
Sing Every Song by Hyperabid
Six Bucks and Ten (A Pound) by MMario
Sixteen Bucks by derrymacash
The Slobberer by Jack the Sailor
So Needy by Hyperabid
Something For The Weekend by Bradypus
Somethin' Hot Is Brewin' by MMario
Speedo by mousethief
The Spud Gun Law by mousethief
St. Paddy's Day Fast by MMario
Star Treat by Bradypus
The Stewpot From Hell by mousethief
Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) by SharonA
Strange Things Done In The Midnight Sun by Big John
Strange Things In The Bread Section by Bardford
Summer Sari Shuttles by Tinker
The Sun Shines by derrymacash
Super Dooper Platinum Pooper by Dharmabum
Swedes And Tarts And Kippers by Big John
"T" Is For Turkey by SINSULL
Take Your Hands Off Of My Wrapper by Larry Boy Pratt
The Taxidermy Fox Boom Polka by Mbo
Ten Minutes Ago by MMario
That Chicken Was a Homewrecker by JenEllen
Theme Green Acres 2001 by Jack the Sailor
There Once Was A Lovely Mermaid by Bradypus
They Were Better Going Down by Crisp Crispofferson (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
Thissss Kissss by Jack the Sailor
This Little Piggy Went To Seattle by Dharmabum
This Racin's A Wonderful Sight by derrymacash
Those Athletic Lassies That Race In The Buff by derrymacash
To Be Free – Or Why The Gnome Ran Away by Hyperabid
To Die For by Luke
The Tokyo Rover by McGrath of Harlow
The True Story Of Patrick Wright's Wrong-Doing by Amos
Tush by mousethief
Twinkies for Nothing by Jack the Sailor
Two Fat Pigs by Homeless
Two German Drunks by Clifton53
Two Vacant Chairs by SINSULL
Underwear Jambalaya by Jack the Sailor
Upton's Pig by Fibula Mattock
Ver Ist Der Loo by Pete M'Gurk
The Weavers? by Clifton53
We Threw Uncle Harry In The Bushes by Pseudolus
What Women Want by Pseudolus
When Debbie Came Back From The Dead by Lonesome EJ
When First I Went To Bonnie Scotland by Bullfrog Jones
When I Was A Mynah by JenEllen
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling by Jack the Sailor
When Northhampton Hamsters Come Bus, Bus, Busing Along by Sigurd
When You Sniff by MMario
Who Are You? by mousethief
Whoopie Ty Yi Yo eBAy Your Doggies by Jack the Sailor
Who Put The Mini Horse In Red Silk Lacy Trousers? by Genie
Why Can't I Run Like The Other Girls Do by Nerd
Why Does Love Have To Die? by Bradypus
The Wild Colonial Dog by McGrath of Harlow
The Wild Raccoon by Bradypus
The Wild (Winged) Rover by derrymacash
The Wild Yankee Boy by Amos
With Me Bobble-Hat On by derrymacash
Woodland Chorus by KT
The Woods Are Quiet by GoinDownTheRoadFeelin'Bad
The Woods I Loved So Well by Amergin
Wouldn't It Be Loverly by Dharmabum
The Wylde Turkey Chanty by MMario
Yippee-Yi-Yo-Ebay by SharonA
You Tongue In Groove by Clifton53
Your Bitter Tears by Jeri
Your Pickle Glows At Night by Amos
Your M&Ms Won't Get You Out Of Prison Anymore by Dharmabum

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