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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


Midnight At The Oasis Village by Genie
(Parody lyrics - Genie)

Midnight At The Oasis,
Tourists lyin' in bed
While the badger cam traces, cases
Penelope and Ned.

Cam'ra's catching a full moon
Flashing just for us.
While they're throwin' those snowballs,
Takin' pratfalls,
They work up a lotta lust!

Zoom in, camera's rollin' on!
Rats! The rat's in the way!
Roll on, badger's good and gone,
But beaver's on the lawn!

They ain't wearin' no pants, sir!
Through th' snowy woods they streak!
He's a bare pot-bellied dancer,
Midnight prancer,
Wearin' nothin' but a Sheik!

Seems our gal's got a suntan
With no tan lines at all,
It's nifty how Ned is bendin',
Presentin'
His rump and his c**k and balls.

Oh boy! Critter cam is where it's at!
It all points to foreplay.
Oh, joy! The chick with the bobble hat
Just tripped on an old bobcat!

The Inn don't need no Hustler channel
With hotel guests like these!
Oh, no! They're bein' busted, dammit!
The guard just hollered "Freeze!"

Infra-
red light at The Oasis
Was for critter lovers to peek,
But Ned and Pen now have red faces--
Four sets of blushing cheeks!!!

Midnight At The Oasis,
Guess we'll go back to bed.
There's nothin' on but the critters,
Aw, sh*t! There's
No more Penelope and Ned.

(It's too badger not on the telly any more, kids!)

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