SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


Blue Movies by Deda
(Tune: Foggy, Foggy Dew)

At a motel for bachelors I stayed by myself
I settled in with the remote
And the only only thing I could find on TV
Was a boring nature show
They showed badgers in the summer time
And in the winter, too
When suddenly a couple, not badgers at all
Were on screen in the nude.

"He isn't a bachelor!" I thought to myself
"His wife is with him, too"
And the only, only thing she was wearing at all
Was a bobble hat, it's true
They courted in the wintertime
Though they were turning blue
And the only, only stitch that the two of them wore
Was a bobble hat, it's true

Now policemen with whistles and flashlights and dogs
Came plunging through the wood
And the lovers exposed, standing naked as frogs
Weren't feeling very good
He grabbed her hat to hide himself
She tried to do the same
But the only only thing they could do in the end
Was to run away in shame

At the motel for bachelors I room by myself
But I taped the badger show
And every single time that I answer the phone
I sell a video
They sold out in the wintertime
And in the summer, too
So the only only copies I have that are left
I'll be glad to sell to you!

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