So Needy by Hyperabid


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The Song Challenge: Hey Mister -- Want A Little Extra Off The Sides? Women in the Quebec city of Laval suspected their husbands and boyfriends were getting a bit more than a shave and a haircut at a local hair salon. Apparently, they were right. Police arrested eight people at Le Salon Sex Symbol, where stylists (disrobed), performed exotic dances and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair, said police spokesman Guy Lajeunesse. The 2-month-old undercover investigation started after several women called police worried that the hairdressers were offering their husbands and boyfriends sexual services. Customers of the 5-year-old business received haircuts from scantily-clad women who 'for more money' (Ed. well, did 'very' naughty things). Though erotic hair salons are legal if no touching takes place, police believe patrons at Le Salon Sex Symbol could (do more than 'touch'). "We found some hair on the ground," Lajeunesse said. "One of the men got his hair cut. They have a few clients who just go for that. It's supposed to be the main attraction."

So Needy by Hyperabid
(Tune: So Lonely – The Police)

Hyperabid's Comments: Yet again another opportunity to wallow around in gutter humour. Far be it from me to avoid the temptation...

They tell me if you have a snip
At this salon it's a naked trip
I'm not sure - it's just a blip
Or maybe a vasectomist's trip
But I just cannot stop myself
Don't tell the wife - tell no one else
Cos I have just have to take my chance
On a hairdresser who can lap dance

Chorus:
So horny, so horny, so horny
(Feel) so horny, (feel) so horny, (feel) so horny

So I just save my cash away
Look forward to that fateful day
I now somehow that I will pay
But mortal man - he sometimes stray
Finally I find myself there
Receiving the best cranial care
And now I find my morals lost
(Cos) I'm asking how much extras cost

Chorus:
So needy, so needy, so needy
(Feel) so needy, (feel) so needy, (feel) so needy

Well dancing Rita said to me
"Depends on what you want to see"
I said, "I want to see the lot"
"Depends on how much cash you've got"
I tendered 5 bucks straight away
She said, "If that's all you can pay
You'll have to take what we've got free
Meet my aging Gran instead of me"

Chorus:
Please help me, please help me, please help me
(Oh) please help me, (oh) please help me, (oh) please help me