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The Song Challenge:   I Wanna Hold Your . . . May 31 — A sex-crazed male monkey has caused an uproar in a central Sri Lankan town, stalking and attacking girls in public and flirting outrageously with cats and dogs, a newspaper said on Wednesday.  The monkey has roused the anger of residents of Kundasale by following young women around the town, jumping on them without warning and clinging tenaciously until it was chased away with sticks and stones, the Daily News reported.  Apparently having little success with human females, the primate also makes advances on other animals to which it has "a very strong affinity (particularly) cats and dogs of the opposite sex," the newspaper said, adding the creature fed its libido by stealing chocolates from local shops.  The monkey business has outraged the town in Sri Lanka's conservative rural heartland where public displays of affection are frowned upon even between humans of the opposite sex.


Monkey Man by Lonesome EJ

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
I'll unlock you with my trunk-key
I'm telling you the truth!

I'm a galavanting gibbon
Won't you help untie my ribbon?
Would you do?

My libido's so hot it steams
And you're the gorilla of my dreams
Do you want to, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

I was smitten by a boar
She knocked me through the bedroom door
But I pulled it on through

Yes, I'm a randy chimpanzee
So swing on this trapeze for me
Won't you?

Well, I hope I'm not a sex-psychotic
Or a trifle too erotic
Did you see me in the news?

Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey...

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