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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


She Wore A Yellow Bobble by Matthew Edwards

Upon her head she wore a yellow bobble,
She wore in in the winter in the woodlands so they say,
And if you asked her why the heck she wore it;
She wore it for her lover who was badgering away.

Below her neck she hadn't got a stitch on,
All in the woods at midnight amid the winter snow,
And if you asked her how the heck she bore it;
She bared it for her lover who was badgering below.

Upon her breast her nipples they were swollen,
Her gentle eyes were rolling, as an oath she loudly cried,
And if you asked her why the heck she swore it;
She swore it for her lover who was badgering inside.

Between her legs she felt a lovely gushing,
As she had a Big O in the Great Outdoors,
And when he asked her, "How was that for you dear?"
She said "Ohhhh that was lovely, now badger me some more."

But sad to tell, this maiden and her true love,
Were spotted by a search patrol, and he fled just like a wimp.
Now if you ask her why the heck she's left him;
"I care not for my lover now his badger has gone limp."

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