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The Song Challenge:   The Great Easter Bunny Brawl -- MADISON, Wisconsin (AP) -- When this shopping mall Easter Bunny got hopping mad, she punched out her helper bunny.  The scuffle at West Towne Mall began after the girl in the bunny suit removed the head part of her costume and set it down, a police department spokesman said Tuesday.   "Her assistant pushed her and she fell over her head," the officer said. "The Easter Bunny then got up and punched (the other bunny) a couple of times." He also stated that it wasn't clear what the two were arguing about.   The Easter Bunny and her assistant were arrested after the fracas Monday, but only the helper bunny was booked on charges and released. Since the Easter Bunny is a juvenile, she was released to her parents. However, the company that sent the "battling bunny" to the mall has fired the teen-ager and sent over a replacement.

The Easter Bunny by Kelida
(Tune:  The Wild Rover)

I was the Easter Bunny that day in the mall 
And I got thrown in jail when I started a brawl 
My young bunny helper pushed me on my ass 
And I punched her and shoved her face in easter grass 

Chorus: 
And it's no nay never 
No nay never no more 
Will I play the Easter Bunny 
No never, no more 

She gnawed on my leg and I kicked at her ribs 
Oh, how will the mall explain this to the kids? 
We wrestled and routed, and rolled on the floor 
Until two policemen walked in through the door. 

Chorus 

They just took one look, then they snapped the cuffs on 
And just at that moment, my rage was all gone 
They read us our rights and they carted us out 
At the station they asked what the fight was about. 

Chorus 

Said I, 'twas not me, but they didn't buy that 
It turns out that the children were nothing but rats 
They told the cops everything that they had seen, 
But the charges didn't stick, 'cos I'm only sixteen. 

Chorus

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