An Old Gigolo by RobDale


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An Old Gigolo (or "If I Put This on Medicaid Can I Still Write It Off?") by Giggy Withit (aka RobDale)
(Tune: I'm Just a Gigolo)

Giggy Withit's Comments: I don't find this topic as uplifting as some of the others. But I stiffened my resolve through non-prescription means and am firm in the belief that I have risen to the Challenge.

I 'm an old gigolo, and everywhere I go,
People start to think I'm agin'.
Pay for every time, I'm not in my prime,
Miiiinimum Wagin''.

There has come a day, youth has passed away,
How will the women rate me?
When the time comes I know, I get ready slow
When they medicate me.

I'm just a gigolo, all the women know,
No problem with the equipment'.
But when it starts to wane, then they will complain ,
I need another shipment

I have found a way, when youth has passed away,
I can be up in short while.
I put it in my nose, my portfolio grows,
Its raising up my profile.

Cause I got spray viagra, viagra, is for me,
viagra, viagra, is for me,
I can stay so horny , stay so horny, stay so horny
Won't some sweet doctor come and prescribe a gross me?
Come write on your pad.

Sniff, snort Sniffly snort Sniffy bop, zee bop.
I need spray viagra, viagra, is for me
Viagra, Viagra,

(SOLO)

Mumbaly bibbaly zeebaly boobaly hummaly baybaly zeebaly bop.
Cause I got spray viagra, viagra, is for me,
viagra, viagra,
I need to stay horny, Stay horny, stay horny
Won't some sweet doctor come and prescribe for me?
Come write on your pad.

Viagra is for me