SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   Love And Spots!!  Well, Challenge!rs -- Spring has sprung for most of us, and of course, at this time of year, every species experiences a little flutter of the heart and then, well, instinct takes over...   Perhaps inspired by his own 'instincts', our own Hyperabid has suggested the Challenge! topic of "first crushes and the opposite sex moving from pain in the *rse to "Why has God blessed me with a sex drive and acne at the same time!??".   An excellent and timely suggestion.   So, there you go Challenge!rs -- Songs about 'your first love and/or crush'.   Now I know we've all gone through this -- let's see what you can put to a tune!

I Can Dream, Can't I? by MMario
(Tune:  Sixteen Going On Seventeen)

You wait, little man, on an empty porch, 
For her to get her coat on.
Your life, little man, is bathroom floor
That girls will want to dump on.
To dump on.

You are fourteen going on fifteen,
Sonny, it's time to think.
Better be wary, Be canny and careful,
Sonny , you're on the brink.

You are fourteen going on fifteen,
Those girls won't wait in line.
Seniors and juniors, and even sophomores
Will beat you out all the time!

Totally unprepared are you 
To go out with a woman
Timid and shy and scared are you
of doing something stupid.

You need some-one older and wiser
Telling you what to do-o
My sister's eighteen, going on nineteen!
She will take care of you!

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