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The Song Challenge:   The Great Easter Bunny Brawl -- MADISON, Wisconsin (AP) -- When this shopping mall Easter Bunny got hopping mad, she punched out her helper bunny.  The scuffle at West Towne Mall began after the girl in the bunny suit removed the head part of her costume and set it down, a police department spokesman said Tuesday.   "Her assistant pushed her and she fell over her head," the officer said. "The Easter Bunny then got up and punched (the other bunny) a couple of times." He also stated that it wasn't clear what the two were arguing about.   The Easter Bunny and her assistant were arrested after the fracas Monday, but only the helper bunny was booked on charges and released. Since the Easter Bunny is a juvenile, she was released to her parents. However, the company that sent the "battling bunny" to the mall has fired the teen-ager and sent over a replacement.

Don't Mess With Candi Lynn by Mbo

Well Madison's got it's baddies 
Who'll carry a shiv or a gun 
And the West Towne Mall has Candi Lynn 
She's a two-fisted Easter Bun 
Well she's as cute and sweet as a girl can come 
But she can box like a battering ram 
And when she gets her picture take with the kids 
All the helpers just call her "ma'am" 

You don't pull on Santa Claus' beard 
You don't buy from the Bargain Bin 
You don't grab the wand from the old Tooth Fairy 
And you don't mess around with Lynn! 

Well out on the floor came Olga Gail 
As the little kids they got in line 
To get a picture for some money with the Easter Bunny 
And a "Bunny Crossing" sign 
Well those kids were getting on the knee of Candi Lynn 
And Olga was took the pics like she said 
And after hours of runts, it was time for lunch 
When Candi Lynn took off her head 
And all the helpers said 

You don't pull on Santa Claus' beard 
You don't buy from the Bargain Bin 
You don't grab the wand from the old Tooth Fairy 
And you don't mess around with Lynn! 

Well in a bit of fun Olga pushed poor Lynn 
And she tumbled backwards over her head 
And it was there on the floor that Candi Lynn decided 
Her bunny helper would soon be dead 
Well Candi came on like a hurricane 
Her furry fists laying into Gail 
Till the only part of her suit that weren't torn 
Was her big white fluffy tail! 
(That's why they wail) 

You don't pull on Santa Claus' beard 
You don't buy from the Bargain Bin 
You don't grab the wand from the old Tooth Fairy 
And you don't mess around with Lynn! 

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