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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge: It's the
Great 2000 Booga Booga Halloween Challenge! Get your
holey sheets and brooms out for: Drop-Dead Decor (Terre Haute,
Indiana) -- An online company is digging for Halloween business with a line of
furniture that would make the Addams Family envious. Your Coffin Company builds
and sells coffins to consumers eager to give their home decor a distinctive
flair. The company has devised 101 uses for the average wooden coffin -- aside
from the usual purpose -- including as a coffee table, wine rack, bookshelf and
entertainment center. "We decided ... this was the ultimate conversation
piece. We have a motto that you should get to know your coffin before you're
buried in it," said Brad Miller, co-owner of the online company. The
coffins, made from oak or maple wood, start at $389 for a basic, no-frills
model. Miller said their web site averages about 50,000 visitors a day, some of
whom have sought phone booth coffins and even coffin beds. (Click
here to see pics of the Lovely Coffin Twins - I wonder if they do in-home
installation?).
The Jolly Coffin Carpenter by Rollo
1. Come all you coffin buyers and listen what I say Your own and only funeral
might be not far away! Test them now, as long you live, be sure it fits when you
are stiff
Ref: So make a choice from our collection We die for our customers'
satisfaction!
2. The pillows made from velvet, from linnen or from silk the timbers made from
cedar, from oak or frozen milk covers made from gator hide, stereo tv inside
Ref: So make a choice from our collection we die for our customers'
satisfaction!
3. So nothing is too crazy, the customers are hot to pay our moonshine prices
for a box that's meant to rot tomorrow we will spare the wood, cardboard boxes
do for good!
Ref: So make a choice from our collection we die for our customers'
satisfaction!