SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   This Challenge! idea comes from our wonderful MMario. For some strange reason, this story kinda reminds me of the (seemingly neverending) presidential election. ;-) So, buys your tickets and takes your chances, Challenge!rs . . . We're going -- Freaky Frog Gigging . . . [Arkansas Democrat Gazette] -- Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County Deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday.  Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out.  As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. After inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded toward the White River bridge. After traveling about 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement and striking a tree.  Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off or we might both be dead" stated Wallis.  "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Deputy Snyder.  Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck. (Way to go, Lavinia).


Frog Went A Hunting by Bradypus

Bradypus' Comments:  Of course, we only have their word for what happened ...

Frog went a hunting late one night
Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm
Frog went a hunting late one night
The weather was cold, and the moon was bright
Uh-hmm, Uh-hmm

Soon two giggers came in view
With two six packs and a point two two

Frog sneaks up behind the pair
And lifts the gun as it's lying there

Frog in the rushes with the gun
About to have himself some fun

Cradle the gun and then take aim
Aim not to kill, but just to maim

A single shot rings in the night
Gave those giggers a helluva fright

A direct hit right where it hurts
A scream of pain and the red blood spurts

Those two giggers head back to town
How will they ever live this down ?

Here's the tale they plan to use
We used a .22 bullet as a headlight fuse

People will think we've been on the grog
But we can't just say we were shot by a frog

Don't go frog gigging unless you're charmed
'Cos that frog's still there, and that frog's still armed!

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