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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal
for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects. Anwar Hussein and
Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March.
They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes. In pill form, Viagra
takes about an hour to work. Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be
good!!
When You Sniff by MMario
(Tune: When you wish upon a star)
MMario's Comments: There's got to be a way to work pinnochio into this...
When you sniff Sildenafil
it works quicker then Viagra will
And the one your heart desires
will come with you!
When your staff will not get stiff
Just grab the inhaler, take a sniff
When you take Sildenafil
as lovers will
Sildenafil
it brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their instant "long"-ing
Like a flagpole, straight and stiff
You will be if once you sniff
Just inhale and you will see
Your dreams come true!