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The Song Challenge:   Hey Mister -- Want A Little Extra Off The Sides?  Women in the Quebec city of Laval suspected their husbands and boyfriends were getting a bit more than a shave and a haircut at a local hair salon. Apparently, they were right. Police arrested eight people at Le Salon Sex Symbol, where stylists (disrobed), performed exotic dances and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair, said police spokesman Guy Lajeunesse. The 2-month-old undercover investigation started after several women called police worried that the hairdressers were offering their husbands and boyfriends sexual services. Customers of the 5-year-old business received haircuts from scantily-clad women who 'for more money' (Ed. well, did 'very' naughty things). Though erotic hair salons are legal if no touching takes place, police believe patrons at Le Salon Sex Symbol could (do more than 'touch'). "We found some hair on the ground," Lajeunesse said. "One of the men got his hair cut. They have a few clients who just go for that. It's supposed to be the main attraction."


*Cetchy Liddle Jingle* by Barky

If you need a haircut,
and your wife will not put out,
Well take right off that thimble, friend,
Sex symbol's the place to scout!

For here, we are your friends,
And here, you don't need to hiiiiide,
And here, we cut your hair,
So you feel good inside! *HEY!*

Soooooooooooooo,
If you need a haircut,
and your wife will not put out,
Well take right off that thimble, friend,
Sex symbol's the place to scout!

*V.O.* La Salon Sex Symbol, the place to be! (On the corner of fifth and main, ask for Candy and you'll be let right in!) 

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