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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
Crocked Conventioneers Canvassing
for Can Confront Comrades in Confusion -- FRANKFURT
(Reuters) - Two drunken Germans, apparently looking for a toilet during a
conference at Frankfurt airport, got on a plane by mistake and flew to
Moscow. The 20-year-old men were wandering round the airport when they
found themselves on the tarmac and boarded a shuttle bus, which drove to an
aircraft bound for the Russian capital. "They got in and sat in the
back of the airplane which then flew to Moscow," said Frankfurt State
Prosecutor Job Tilmann. "They weren't even at the airport to fly anywhere.
They were at a convention and had been walking around, evidently in a drunken
stupor," he told Reuters on Wednesday. On arrival in Moscow, they
noticed it was cold and realized they had no passports, let alone entry visas.
Russian police put them on a flight back to Frankfurt where they were met by
Federal Border Police who have charged them with joy-riding.
Ver Ist Der Loo by Pete M'Gurk
(Sung to the tune of "All For Me Grog", in a Milwaukeedeutsch
accent)
CHORUS:
Vell...vhere ist der loo, der cholly cholly loo,
Ve're full of beer und ve're bloated!
If ve don't get relief, it vill surely lead to grief,
Far across the Ural Mountains ve must vander!
VERSE:
Here iss a bus, a cholly cholly bus,
But I can't read vhere it's goink!
If ve get on der bus, it may take der both of us
To a plaze vhere ve can pee mit vinds a-blowink!
(CHORUS)
Zit in der zeat, der cholly cholly zeat,
Und I'll zit right here bezide you,
Nein, pliz don't make a pass at der flight attendant's ass
Use der laminated safety card to hide you!
(CHORUS)
Vhat iss diss plaze, diss cholly cholly plaze,
Look at all der schnow und der vetter!
I am scared to der core, ve're not in Frankfurt anymore,
Schtuck in Muscovy mitout an entry letter!
(CHORUS)
Ja, Kamerad! Mein cholly Kamerad!
Pliz let me try to explainen!
Mein liebe Tovarisch, I've been drinking like a fisch
Und I neffer vanted to ride on der planen!
FINAL CHORUS.