Let's Call the Vacation Off by MMario


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The Song Challenge: 'They're Giving It Up At The Hotel California' . . . British tourists held a Spanish hotel manager hostage in protest at what they claimed were appalling conditions at their hotel. Police were called eventually to rescue the man, who had been barricaded in his office for two hours. The 19 British families involved in the protest say that they wanted an explanation for conditions at the Hotel Mallorca in the resort of El Arenal on Majorca, which they say included animal bones, clothes and condoms floating in a filthy pool; hotel food that was crawling with ants; and bedrooms that were infested with cockroaches. Breakfast consisted of stale bread. The families' all-inclusive holiday cost almost �1,000. Louis Aristos, of the travel agents Sun Private Travel Ltd, said that the hotel and tour operators had assured the company that the conditions were not as bad as was claimed. "We have not received complaints from other people we have booked into the hotel." A spokesman for the 210-bed hotel said that it had been ordered to carry out repairs last year to avoid the risk of being closed. He said that the hotel was old but of a good standard and did not suffer from the problems raised by the tourists. The pool was cleaned daily, he added, and ants were found in bedrooms because tourists took food into their rooms. The man held hostage was a representative of the tour company, the spokesman said. He has since been treated for depression and is now off work.

Let's Call the Vacation Off by MMario
(Tune: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off with apologies to Ira Gershwin)

On the Island Majorca at the Hotel Mallorca
The British tourists were ever so pissed
Majorca, Mallorca, Majorca, Mallorca
Let's call the vacation off!
This hotel exclusive is really repulsive
The pool is just crude - and we don't mention the food!
Let's call the vacation off!

Says Louis Aristo, the agent tourist-o
"We've had no complaint before
If you didn't take snacks to your bed back
Then you wouldn't have ants on your floor!"
The Tourists in umbrage take the manager hostage
Let's call the vacation off!
At the Hotel Mallorca, on the Island Majorca
It is only a big rip-off!

On the Island Majorca at the Hotel Mallorca
The British tourists were ever so pissed
Majorca, Mallorca, Majorca, Mallorca
Let's call the vacation off!
This hotel exclusive is really repulsive
At the Hotel Mallorca, on the Island Majorca
It is only a big rip-off!