Can You Cut My Hair? by Jack the Sailor


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The Song Challenge: Hey Mister -- Want A Little Extra Off The Sides? Women in the Quebec city of Laval suspected their husbands and boyfriends were getting a bit more than a shave and a haircut at a local hair salon. Apparently, they were right. Police arrested eight people at Le Salon Sex Symbol, where stylists (disrobed), performed exotic dances and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair, said police spokesman Guy Lajeunesse. The 2-month-old undercover investigation started after several women called police worried that the hairdressers were offering their husbands and boyfriends sexual services. Customers of the 5-year-old business received haircuts from scantily-clad women who 'for more money' (Ed. well, did 'very' naughty things). Though erotic hair salons are legal if no touching takes place, police believe patrons at Le Salon Sex Symbol could (do more than 'touch'). "We found some hair on the ground," Lajeunesse said. "One of the men got his hair cut. They have a few clients who just go for that. It's supposed to be the main attraction."

A Tasty Two-fer from Jack the Sailor:

Jingle:

We clip, We strip, no lip
We'll cut your hair in our underwear

Song:

Can You Cut My Hair? by Jack the Sailor
(Tune: I've Been Everywhere; Recorded by Hank Snow, Written by Geoff Mack)

I was workin on a contract
In the little town of Laval Quebec
I was feelin kinda hairy
So I decided "What the heck?
I'll get me a little haircut
So I went looking to see what I could find
So I went to le Sex Symbol
And took my place in line
Things looked kinda crazy as I sat down in the chair
"I can see that you're real purty ma'am
But can you cut my hair?

Can you cut my hair ma'am?
Can you cut my hair ma'am?
I see you standing there ma'am
Just in your underwear ma'am
I have just one fear ma'am
Can you cut my hair?

I see rude girls, lewd girls, crude girls, nude girls
Corny girls, porny girls, horny girls and shorny girls
Nice girls, spice girls, on a bed of rice girls
Naughty girls, haughty girls, "Look what he just bought me" girls
Glad girls, bad girls, even on the pad girls
Small girls, tall girls, up against the wall girls
See girls, gee girls, keep your hands off me girls
Can you cut my Hair?