SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


I Saw It On The Badger Line by Amos
(Tune: I Heard it On The Grapevine -- Marvin Gaye)

Amos' Comments: A wee toss off for the grace of the Goddess. Derry's just blown the doors off this one. Now you gotta remember that thumping rhythm that Marvin puts out when he hears itythrough the grapevine...

Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I knew
What it was you left our room to do
When you said you had to see a man
To discuss a business plan,
I sat down, it kinda got my goat
So I picked up the remote, and...

I saw it on the badger line
And it showed me how you'd been lyin'
Oh I saw it on the badger line
You've been serving double-time!
Honey, honey, yeah

Dunno why you gotta do me like that
With some hussy in a bobble-hat
Just a two-bit local skank
With a birthmark on her flank
You can say it wasn't you
But you've got a birthmark, too, and...

I saw it on the badger line
And it showed me how  you'd been lyin'
Oh I saw it on the badger line
You've been serving double-time!
Honey, honey, yeah

You can say that I shouldn't cry
But I am, and here's the reason why
I walked out in an awful burn
But Oasis Village won't make no returns
Even though...

I saw it on the badger line
And it  how showed me how you'd been lyin'
Oh I saw it on the badger line
You've been serving double-time!
Honey, honey, yeah

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