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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge: This Challenge! idea comes from our one and only MMario -- which kinda makes me wonder if he's ever actually been in - Port-a-Potty Peril -- Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania, June 15 - Police rescued a man who found himself stuck in the depths of a portable toilet at a recreational field Wednesday afternoon, after he lowered himself inside and couldn't get out. The man, not identified by police, told officers he was trying to retrieve his keys. He was trapped there for at least 45 awful minutes, he told police.
Children playing basketball heard the man calling for help and told their mother. She called township police. Officers arrived about 2:45 p.m. and found the unfortunate man, still shouting and in the toilet's lower chamber up to his hips.
He was naked from the waist down, having taken off his shoes and pants for his unpleasant task.
It took emergency response workers until 3:28 p.m. to extract him, police said, adding that they had to destroy a significant part of the facility in the process. Police could not estimate the cost of the damage.
One he was free, the man was taken to hospital for treatment of cuts and bruises - and to have the wedged-tight toilet seat removed from around his torso.
Last Thing On My Mind by Amergin
It's a lesson too late for the learnin'
I'm stuck man, I'm stuck man
In the wink of an eye my stomache's churnin'
In the can, in the can.
Chorus:
Are you laughing on with no thought of concern
Will there be not a tear left behind
Well, I could have done it better
Didn't mean to get in a bind
You know that was the last thing on my mind.
As I sat down, my keys went atumblin'
Down and down, down and down
I got up cursing and a grumblin'
Looking down, looking down
Chorus
As I stand here waist deep in the sewer
Calling out, calling out.
Frantically my hopes become fewer
I hoarsely shout, I hoarsely shout.
Chorus
You've got reasons a-plenty for gigglin'
This I know, this I know.
Covered with turds I am wrigglin'
Please don't go, please don't go.
Chorus