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Thay That Again, You Thwollen Thongue Thevil -- A jury in Tavares, Florida, convicted Leal Fleming, 45, of drunk driving in November, despite his insistence that the reason he slurred his words to a police officer, and couldn't breathe into a breathalyzer, was that he had just been bitten on the tongue by a rat snake and was on his way to a hospital to get treatment for the swelling. Said Fleming after the trial, "After the verdict came in, I had some second thoughts (about not taking an offered plea bargain), but I still think there was a point to our defense."


Thissss Kissss by Leal Flemming (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
(Tune:  This Kiss by Faith Hill)

Jack's Comments:  The question we must answer is "What was he doing with the snake in the first place?"


I don't wanna lose my licence
I got an airtight alibi
No, I don't want to go to lock up
Sherrif, Hello, Oh no, Here's why
A Snake done bit me on the tongue, oh my, oh my

CHORUS:
It's the way it loves me It's hearing it hiss
It's a slithering motion It's perpet-ual bliss
It's that pivotal moment It's , Ahhh, impossible
Thisss Kissss Thisss Kisssss 1.) unstopable 2.) unsinkable
Thisss Kissss Thisss Kissss

The Sherrif said to Flemming. How does your bell get rung?
OH with that forked tongue,
a rat snake, with good head, soft bite, Long Snake
I wanna crawl into its burrow, am I the only one?

Chorus

If you bite correctly, things get rather good
I can use some of that swelling if it bites me on the wood
Moving in slow motion, sexy little slither
everything about it tells me to come hither

(Key change)
CHORUS:
It's the way you love me so venomisssss
It's a slithering motion, It's hearing it hisss
It's that sexual moment It's, Ahhh, impossible

Thisss Kisssss Thisss Kisssss It's venomus
Don't let our love keep hemmin' us

It's the way it loves me copper
It's the way it loves me Sherrif

REPEAT CHORUS

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