SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:  Dull Men of the World Unite -- LONDON (Reuters) - Now there's a Web site for the man who has everything except a life. Promising to free its readers from the pressures of trying to be "in and trendy," www.dullmen.com reviews dull books, tells dull jokes and lists dull events for every month of the year.  "In March, we like to watch maple trees during sugaring time.  Sap dripping just right to watch -- the right pace, the right suspense," suggests the site run by the U.S.-based National Council of Dull Men.  Laid out in shades of grey, black and white, it also offers a test with questions like "Do you like to watch airport luggage carousels?" and "Do you like English food?" to help readers find their true selves.


Boring Man by Jack the Sailor
(Tune:  Nowhere Man by Lennon/McCartney)

He's a really boring shite,
Publishing his boring site
Making all the World Wide Web so dull to see

Doesn't have a fancy gif,
He is such a boring stiff,
He doesn't have the wit like you and me

Boring man you're so boring
It is you, we're ignoring
You boring creep, the world is starting to sleep

He's as bland as he can be,
Watches weather On TV
Boring man won't show no glee at all

Doesn't have a thing to do,
Collects stamps he has a few,
Likes to count the pollen on his bees

Boring man are you crazy
Or are you, Just lazy
Driving a Mercury Marquis because it is bland

He's a real boring man,
Sitting in his big fat can,
Making all his boring fans read his dull site
Making all his boring fans read his dull shite

Even love he cannot make
His girlfriend cannot stay awake
Who knows what she has to fake, with him

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