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'I See Your Future Growing Bigger And Bigger' (Hamburg, Germany) A German clairvoyant is reading his clients' futures by feeling their naked bottoms. Ulf Buck says buttocks have similar lines to those on the hand, which can be read. The 39-year-old, who's been blind since he was three, says the bottom is more 'intense' than the hand. He says a reading can give information about his clients' personalities as well as their future wealth, happiness and health. Mr Buck from Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, says he's attracting all kinds of clients including a soap star and a stockbroker. He also says being blind helps to relax his customers as they know they'll remain anonymous and that he doesn't get a thrill from the buttock reading, adding he's happily married.
Tush by mousethief
(Tune: Think ZZ Top)
mousethief's Comments: (my but this is a hard one to put down. I mean, um...)
I been blind -- a long time
But my hands -- workin' fine
And I don't charge very much
I said baby come down to Hamburg,
I just wanna feel your tush
I can tell -- what's to come
Just by fee - ling your bum
And I don't charge very much
I said baby come down to Hamburg,
I just wanna feel your tush
So just take -- off your pants
It won't hurt -- take a chance
I don't charge very much
I said baby come down to Hamburg,
I just wanna feel your tush
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