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The Song Challenge:   I Wanna Hold Your . . .May 31 � A sex-crazed male monkey has caused an uproar in a central Sri Lankan town, stalking and attacking girls in public and flirting outrageously with cats and dogs, a newspaper said on Wednesday.  The monkey has roused the anger of residents of Kundasale by following young women around the town, jumping on them without warning and clinging tenaciously until it was chased away with sticks and stones, the Daily News reported.  Apparently having little success with human females, the primate also makes advances on other animals to which it has "a very strong affinity (particularly) cats and dogs of the opposite sex," the newspaper said, adding the creature fed its libido by stealing chocolates from local shops.  The monkey business has outraged the town in Sri Lanka's conservative rural heartland where public displays of affection are frowned upon even between humans of the opposite sex.


Sex Crazed Monkey by Jack the Sailor
(To the tune of "Stray Cat Strut")

Sex crazed monkey in Sri Lankin town.
Lookin for lovin all around .
Any species I don't care,
I do my business anywhere.
Sex crazed monkey I'm a horny ape,
I'm a primate Casanova, I'm so great.
Get stones thrown at me to drive me away
But I'll come back another day

I don't bother chasing my own kind.
Dogs and cats look better from behind
I slink down the alley careful because
Dogs and Cats have teeth and claws
Singin' the blues while the lady monks cry.
Crazy old monkey won't you give us a try
Being this way can be such a trial
but being with my own just ain't my style

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