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Pair Of Pensioners May Be Punters, But They're Not Prudes! -- A pair of Norwegian pensioners robbed by two strippers say they don't mind because it's a long time since they had so much fun. Arne and Oystein Tokvam, aged 73 and 80, say they invited the women to their home after meeting in a shop. The women then did a striptease before saying they needed the toilet. When they failed to re-appear the brothers realised they'd been robbed of £4,600 cash. "It's too bad about the money, but we just have to take it with good humour," Arne told the Bergens Tidende newspaper. "We're looking at it as entertainment. Very expensive, but absolutely entertaining." Local police in the small mountain town of Flam in Sogn og Fjordane are taking the theft far more seriously than its two victims. They cordoned off a large area around the brothers' home and have warrants out for the two women.
Strange Things Done In The Midnight Sun by Big John
There's strange things done in the midnight sun whilst looking at the fjiord
But someone out for a bit of fun can easily get bored
Arne and Oystein Tokvan had nothing more to do
So they made a call to the local mall and brought home the Strippers Two.
Arne he was 80 and Oystein 73
But they rose to the occasion when the stripper flashed her knee
And as each girl moved slowly and removed her bra and pants
The brothers reached a climax not seen since the River Dance.
The girls then most politely asked to use the powder room
And the brothers in their innocence did not foresee their doom
The girls took all the money that the brothers has ammassed
The brothers said "Thats our first time and certainly our last"
And now they're back to watching the ice melting in the sun
But you still can see that smile of glee when they think of their night of fun.