SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   Crocked Conventioneers Canvassing for Can Confront Comrades in Confusion -- FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Two drunken Germans, apparently looking for a toilet during a conference at Frankfurt airport, got on a plane by mistake and flew to Moscow.  The 20-year-old men were wandering round the airport when they found themselves on the tarmac and boarded a shuttle bus, which drove to an aircraft bound for the Russian capital.  "They got in and sat in the back of the airplane which then flew to Moscow," said Frankfurt State Prosecutor Job Tilmann. "They weren't even at the airport to fly anywhere. They were at a convention and had been walking around, evidently in a drunken stupor," he told Reuters on Wednesday.  On arrival in Moscow, they noticed it was cold and realized they had no passports, let alone entry visas. Russian police put them on a flight back to Frankfurt where they were met by Federal Border Police who have charged them with joy-riding.


Two German Drunks by Clifton53
(To the tune of 'The German Clockwinder')

Two young German drinkers, to Frankfurt once came
They had a few pints and enjoying the same
'Til one of them spoke, and to his pal said
Me bladder is burstin', let's go find the head

Chorus:
Singin tummalumma tummalumma toor a' lye ay
Toora-lye toora-lye toora-a-lye ay,
Tummalumma tummalumma toor a lye ay
Toora-lye toora-lye toor-a-lye ay

They walked out together, their heels clicky-clack
They wandered outside right onto the tarmac
And one of them says,"Oh what will we do"?
"Let's jump on this bus, and ride to the loo".

Chorus

The bus dropped them off, at a tunnel you see,
And both of the German's were filled up with glee
"Come along now young Fritz, it is my belief,
At the end of this tunnel, we will find relief"!

Chorus

But something was wrong, there was something amiss
For all of their struggle, they still had to piss
And clenching their jaws, and grabbing to squeeze
Did nothing to help them, uncross their knees

Chorus

It seemed such a long time, as it always does
Since they had stepped off that big 'effin bus
Their heads were now swimming, resolve turned to dust
As the unholy bladders, still threatened to bust

Chorus

Sure 'twas no picnic, that's how bad they felt
Since last in the bathroom, they both had dwelt
When Fritz turned to Hans, and to him he said,
"You bloody big moron, I wish I was dead"!

Chorus

"I feel kinda funny", young Hans says to Fritz,
" I've got to let go, I've just got to spritz"
" Oh hang on 'ya laggard, don't be such a wuss",
" I'll soon have you dribblin' right off the bus"

Chorus

A woman comes out, into the Red Square,
"You big bloody Germans, you surely are quare",
" If ye were big drinkers, I'd share my delight",
"But since 'yer both amateurs, back on the flight"

Back to Top