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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal
for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects. Anwar Hussein and
Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March.
They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes. In pill form, Viagra
takes about an hour to work. Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be
good!!
Inhalation Once Again by derrymacash
(Tune: A Nation Once Again)
When boyhood's fire was in my blood
I used to please the weemin
How proud and stiff my manhood stood
They thought they must be dreamin'
I never thought I yet might see
My virility regained
But I've sniffed out a miracle cure
Inhalation once again
CHORUS:
Inhalation once again
Inhalation once again
But I've sniffed out a miracle cure
Inhalation once again
How low I sunk when first I found
My downstairs friend had failed me
The girls no longer I'd astound
No longer they would trail me
Quacks and shrinks and medics all
Tried curing me in vain
But I've sniffed out a miracle cure
Inhalation once again
Chorus
My staff of life, my wand of love
My pleasure-cudgel's mended
When the ladies visit my bed above
No longer they're offended
We'll frolic and we'll gambol
Play the tunnel and the train
Since I've sniffed out the miracle cure
Inhalation once again
Chorus (third line changes to "Since I've sniffed, etc.")