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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
Crocked Conventioneers Canvassing
for Can Confront Comrades in Confusion -- FRANKFURT
(Reuters) - Two drunken Germans, apparently looking for a toilet during a
conference at Frankfurt airport, got on a plane by mistake and flew to
Moscow. The 20-year-old men were wandering round the airport when they
found themselves on the tarmac and boarded a shuttle bus, which drove to an
aircraft bound for the Russian capital. "They got in and sat in the
back of the airplane which then flew to Moscow," said Frankfurt State
Prosecutor Job Tilmann. "They weren't even at the airport to fly anywhere.
They were at a convention and had been walking around, evidently in a drunken
stupor," he told Reuters on Wednesday. On arrival in Moscow, they
noticed it was cold and realized they had no passports, let alone entry visas.
Russian police put them on a flight back to Frankfurt where they were met by
Federal Border Police who have charged them with joy-riding.
A Tribute To The Season by Hyperabid
(Tune: Silent Night)
Stille Nacht Heilige Nacht
Bladder Pain Need to Pass
Board a bus but can't find a loo
One on the airplane - well that will do
Can we get off now please
Nyet, sir - take your seat
Mutti bitte war ich gehe zum haus
Nyet you're stuck now just have a drink Claus
Pass the vodka – sorrows to drown
Where are we now – seem to be going down
Moscow welcomes you
Schiess I haven't a clue