AMAZONIA - Watch your head please...
AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE - True evil takes a much smaller approach...
ANGEL OF DESTRUCTION - Girls gone wild, the karate edition...
APE, THE - Boris Karloff is not to be monkeyed around with...
APRIL FOOLS DAY - A whole ship of fools indeed...
ASSIGNMENT OUTER SPACE - Bringing you fair and boring news from high above...
ASTOUNDING SHE MONSTER - The galaxy sends us a radioactive chick in a stretch suit....
ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS - A B-Movie Beach Party Roundtable 2007...
BABES IN TOYLAND - Keanu Reeves, Drew Barrymore, and Pat Morita all fight to save Toyland, film at 11:00...
BASKET CASE - A tisket, a tasket he has a mutant Siamese twin in the basket...
BLOOD DOLLS - Clowns, sadist midgets and all around nonsense...
BLOOD FEAST - Martha Stewart step aside...Fuad is in town...
BLOOD TIDE - An eccentric James Earl Jones and friends battle a sea monster that doesn't appear much...
BLUE THUNDER - Its Scheider vs. McDowell in an epic battle for air superiority...
BRONX EXECUTIONER - The future looks worse than ever no thanks to this film...
BUBBA HO-TEP - Straight from the tabloids...an elderly Elvis and JFK take on a cursed redneck mummy...
CAGE - Don't make Lou Ferrigno angry...in a cage...
CALIGULA - A Rogues Roundtable Review - The Fecal Film Festival
CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE - Its John Saxon who apparently likes the other white meant...
CAPTAIN EO - Michael Jackson...when he was on top of the universe...
CARE BEARS NUTCRACKER SUITE - A Christmas In July 2008 Review
CAT AND THE CANARY - The big battle of cat vs bird heats up again...
CLASS OF 1984 - Schools in and the future looks lousy...
CONTAMINATION - Be careful you don't break the yolk...
CORPSE VANISHES, THE - Several brides are getting knocked off and Bela Lugosi has a thing for them...
COSMOS WAR OF THE PLANET - Journey through space in ultra low budget vision...
CREEPOZOIDS - Linnea Quigley and company search for a plot/original concept in this movie but to no avail...
CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE - Science takes a new idiotic turn in the wetlands...
CYCLONE - Jeffrey Combs teaches a chick with camel toe how to ride a bike through a video...
DAY TIME ENDED, THE - Can someone tell me what the hell this film is about...
DEAD ALIVE - A Milestone Review - Review #50 - Honoring the best in 5 skull cinema...
DEATHSPORT - Star Wars...minus the coolness factor...
DEMON SEED - Computers are such pervs...
DEVIL BAT - Bela Lugosi takes on the world of cosmetics and bat mutating...
DEVIL DOLL - Hypnotic suggestion has never been so mean...
DEVIL'S SWORD - Nympo reptilian queens, gravity defying kung-fu...but wait, theres more...
DOLLS - Why people trust old creepy dollmakers is beyond me...
DOLLY DEAREST - Chucky could have sued for copyright infringement if this movie actually made money...
DOOM - The Rock and company search for a plot and much like Creepozoids find nothing...
DOUBLE DRAGON - Scott Wolf and company fight evil...insert 25 cents to play...
DR. JEKYLL VS. THE WOLFMAN - Finding a doctor to treat lycanthropy can be trying...
EMBALMER - A Rogues Roundtable Review - Matinee Of the Macabre
EVIL TOONS - A Rogues Roundtable Review - The Devil Made Me Do It
EVILSPEAK - Clint Howard takes on a school of meanies with a little help from the dark lord....
EWOKS THE BATTLE FOR ENDOR - Lucas's furry bastards just won't go away...
EYE OF THE TIGER - Its Busey vs a biker gang...the gang never had a chance...
FEAR CHAMBER - Boris Karloff and annoying scientists take on a rock...yep thats the plot...
FLESH EATING MOTHERS - No one will ever love you like your mom...you just taste too damn good...
FLY 2, THE - The fruit of Seth Brundle's loins causes more problems...
FREAKMAKER, THE - This year's crop has a little bite to it...
FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND - Paradise is truly lost on this island...
FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE SPACE MONSTER - Getting to know you....getting to know all about you...
FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED - Not maybe or kinda...he MUST be destroyed...
FREDDY VS. JASON - It was bound to happen eventually...why not many years after their popularity...
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY - These Americans aren't my idols...
GHOST CHASE - Poor Lewis...he could have been famous if this movie was likeable...
GIANT GILA MONSTER, THE - A giant gila monster takes on a town of miniatures...
THE GINGERDEAD MAN - Charles Band insults our will to live once again...
GOLIATH AND THE DRAGON - Behold the beasts of a fake looking nature...
HALLOWEEN III SEASON OF THE WITCH - "No more days til Halloween...Halloween...Halloween..."
HARD ROCK ZOMBIES - Its Hitler and the Right Wing VS an undead band...stupidity abound...
HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN - Sperm is in demand and Sam Hell has the market cornered...
HOBBIT, THE - Have you heard the one about the hobbit, thirteen dwarves and a wizard?
ICE CREAM MAN - Not the perverted David Lee Roth version either...
INSEMINOID - Aliens are such naughty creatures aren't they...
INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS - Those pesky Druids have taken up farming...
JACK FROST - Whats the difference between snowmen and snowwomen you ask...well then let me tell you...
JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS - Excuse me, do you know how to get to the golden fleece...
JAWS - A Milestone Review - Review #100 - Honoring the best in 5 skull cinema...
KEOMA - A very emotional cowboy takes on a town of baddies...
KISS, THE - Pucker up buttercup...
KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK - Now Mr. Phantom, lets find out who you REALLY are...
LADY TERMINATOR - An invincible woman packs some heat and it starts between her legs...
LASERBLAST - Why oh why can't Billy keep his shirt on and his gun holstered...
LIVING DEAD GIRL, THE - France is plagued with the undead once again...
MAJORETTES - As if middle aged high school didn't suck enough, now someones killing everyone...
MANIAC - Frank Zito may have some personal issues by at least he knows how to decorate a room...
MANNAJA: A MAN CALLED BLADE - Quick...eat the spaghetti before it finally goes cold...
MARK OF THE DEVIL - Repent damn you...
MONSTER MAKER, THE - An evil disease injecting doctor takes a liking for a pianist's daughter...
MS. 45 - And don't you be forgetting the the Ms...or else...BLAM...
MUTANT - Rednecks vs the living dead...with the help of a Yank...
NEW GLADIATORS - Rome television has never been more entertaining...
NIGHT FRIGHT - A monster terrorizes a bunch of kids who hang in the woods...boredom extreme...
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS - Can't remember horror in the 80s...this film will cover how it was in full detail...
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4; THE DREAM MASTER - Aka...why oh why didn't Freddy stay dead...
OCCULTIST, THE - Even a bullet firing man-meat couldn't save this film...
ODYSSEY, THE - Proof that some guys should ask for directions...
ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. - Raquel Welch and a cavemen try to get by in every day cavemen life...
PIN - The touching story of a boy...his sister...and an anatomy doll???
PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE - I don't think he ever got over the whole eaten by a whale incident...
PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES - Nice collars...
POPCORN - Theres a lot of crap in this Popcorn...I prefer mine with salt and butter...
PRANKS - No joy buzzers here folks...
PULSE - A Pre-Blossom Joey Lawrence takes on a killer electrical surge...whoa indeed...
PUPPET MASTER VS DEMONIC TOYS - Corey Feldman commands the Puppets in a non-epic battle...
REMOTE CONTROL - Contrary to popular belief, this movie isn't about the thing that gets lost in your couch...
RATTLERS - Rattlesnakes and government nerve gas simply don't mix...
REPTILE, THE - Hammer Films serves up some cold blooded fun...
REVENGE OF THE LIVING DEAD GIRLS - France just doesn't get zombies...
RING OF TERROR - College hazing leads to an unclimatic ending...
ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE - True evil is on the loose in Canada but fear not...Metal is the weapon...
Q: THE WINGED SERPENT - An ancient Aztec God takes a vacation in New York...
SCREAMING SKULL, THE - Newlywed bliss is disrupted when a man's dead wife haunts his new one...
SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT PART2 - Original scripts are overated...flashbacks are where it's at...
SKULLDUGGERY - Its all fun and games until a warlock comes to life...
SLUGS - Yeah you know...Slugs...those slimy things in the garden...they have teeth now and like human flesh...
SPLATTER UNIVERSITY - Another reason to hate college movies...
STANLEY - A man with attack snakes gets pushed too far...
STORY OF RICKY - I can't talk about this film...it is to beautiful to put in words...
STREET TRASH - Viper is on sale and boy does it help with your problems...
STUFF, THE - Killer desserts make fast food seem healthy
SURF NAZIS MUST DIE - Sieg Hailing on a surf board has never been more fun...
SWEET HOUSE OF HORRORS, THE - Do those kids ever shut up...
TEENAGE MONSTER - Puberty is rough for some guys...
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 - Stop Ninja, Stop Ninja Stop...please stop...
TEENAGE ZOMBIES - A Russian scientist tries to control the minds of some meddling kids...
TEENAGERS FROM SPACE - Where else can you see a flashlight turn people into lab skeletons...
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 - The Sawyer family cordially invites you to dinner...again...
THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN - This film was enough to make Hitler want to blow his brain out...
TIME BARBARIANS - A barbarian finds out he loves LA...
TOWER OF EVIL - Captain Caveman terrorizes an unstable group of folks and nude tourists...
TRICK OR TREAT - Its Skippy Vs. his evil METAL hero idol...
TROLL - An evil troll is out causing chaos but fear not, Harry Potter is there to save the day...no not that Harry...
TROLL 2 - A town of evil goblins, not trolls, take on a group of highly untalented actors...
TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE - A Rogues Roundtable Review - Movies Under The Bed
TWO THOUSAND MANIACS - 100 years of Southern hospitality in the making...
ULTRACOP 2000 - Homophobic aliens...enough said...
WARNING FROM SPACE - And don't let the starfish warn you again...
WARRIOR AND THE SORCERESS, THE - Carradine takes you to a place of...um...magic...
WATERSHIP DOWN - Peter Rabbit never had it this hard...
WESTWORLD - Finally...an amusement park that is actually amusing...
XANADU - I am not a-"mused"...a super in depth look at the musical classic...
YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS, THE - Santa isn't feeling well so f*ck off kids...
ZOMBIE 4 AFTER DEATH - A gay porn star takes on some zombies with his gun...hehe...
ZOMBIE 5 KILLING BIRDS - Bird of the dead or something like that...
ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST - I'm still looking for the zombies in this film...maybe I missed them...
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