TITLE: STREET TRASH

RELEASE DATE: 1987

RATED: R

REVIEWED BY: The DarkSider-9/2/04
THE PLOT: Our buddy Fred the bum is down on his luck.  Hes lives in a local junkyard where the locals are anything but friendly.  Bronson, a vietnam vet, is the leader of the pack and is far from sane.  Fred does have a few friends here and there.  He also has his brother Kevin who is being romanced by the local junkyard manager Wendy.  Who needs them though when you have the bottle.  Matter of fact, he picks up on a special deal at the local liquor store.  Seems the owner Ed has come across some vintage stuff called Viper that hes selling for a buckFred eventually finds out that Viper is beyond toxic and make people melt into piles of liquid s**t. Theres some other plot stuff going on if you want to call it that.  Bill, who is a master in the fine art of police brutality, is investigating the murder of local mob boss Nick Duran's (no relation to the 80s group) girl.  Eventually Bronson kills off Bill and treats his corpse to a golden shower.  Then in turn Bronson gets his own from Fred and Kevin.
ITS THE INNARDS THAT COUNT (most gruesome moments):
1.) Toliet Flush-one of the bums takes a swig of Viper while sitting on the can.  He starts to melt and before you know it, he oozes his way into the toliet and leaves a hand behind on the pull chain.

2.)
Fat Guy Explosion-One of the bigger guys drinks some Viper.  This gives way to a whole bunch of burping, farting, and rumbling.  Freddy dodges out of the way just in time as the fat guy is blown to pieces.

3.)
Wench Melt-Bronson's main squeeze has some Viper and melts on top of a car hood.  Kinda looks like a bad paint job when shes done

4.)
Bronson's Death-Bronson dies when Kevin shoots a cannister of CO2 at his head.  Well needless to say his head is chopped off and has one last look up Wendy's skirt as she jumps over it.
YOU'RE A GRAND OLD A-HOLE (the a-holes of the film get their moment):
1.) Bronson-He sits upon his throne made of mangled cars, fondling his toothless wench, telling stories about what Nam was like.  He partakes in fun activities like ripping people out of their cars and throwing them through their windshield, making knives out of human femurs, and cutting off a guy's wanker only to toss it around in a fun game of keep away.  He truly is an insperation to us all...

2.)
Bill-Dirty Harry looks like Bambi compared to this guy.  He proudly uses the dreaded "C-Word" in front of women he doesn't know and pukes on guys he beats up.  Although he was killed and pissed on...his memory will forever live on...

3.)
The Doorboy-The kid has balls give him that much.  He works for Mr. Duran at his resturant and goes on to call him the "Don Of Douchebags" in the police interrogation.  He later goes on to serve up some Viper to his boss and tells the boss's hench men to grab Duran's ring as he melts.  His mother would be proud...
FINAL SCORE
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