WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH GUINNESS CREST

   

(The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song)

15 Minutes Of Fame by Dharmabum
A Calmer Suitor by Spider Tom
A Dungmeister's Lament by Dharmabum
A Fine Feathered Fetish by Dharmabum
A Funeral Service for Shorty by Bradypus
A Little Behind by McGrath of Harlow
A Most Miserable Man by derrymacash
A Sad Dung Ditty by Naemanson
A Shitty Poem by Whoflungpoo (aka Dharmabum)
Airy Betrothal by katlaughing (awarded for pure cussedness!)
Americow Pie by Dharmabum
An Englishman in Rome by McGrath of Harlow
Arne And Ornstein's Excellent Adventure by Genie
The Baker Boys Lament by Dharmabum
The Ballad Of Bill and Lucifer by Lonesome EJ
The Ballad of Bobbin Good and the Wily Weaving Woman by McGrath of Harlow
The Ballad Of Sal The Blind Man's Pal by Dharmabum
Barenaked Buddhist by Bardford
The Bare-Nuts Escapee by SharonA
The Beans Come Back by mousethief
Betty's Locked in the Loo by derrymacash
Big Bad Sam by mousethief
The Birdman of Rio by derrymacash
Blatent Attempt at Platinum B.l.O.B. by Jack the Sailor
Blind John by Bradypus
The Blonde From Bristol by Micca, Áine, MMario, Bardford and "Ephemera Globula"
The Bus From Mewling Mews by Amos
Caitrin's Cookies by Trapper
The Carjacking by doesterr
Carnival Candy by Mbo
Cast Off Your Undies on Carnival Day by derrymacash
The Castration of the Raspberry Leech by Amos
Celibate Celebrity by MMario
The Cold Snowy Country by derrymacash
Comin' In On a Hoof and a Prayer by Pseudolus
The Copying of My Backside by derrymacash
Crapper With the Golden Top by mousethief
The Crappy Man by derrymacash
Crinkle Briefs by mousethief
The Cryptozoologists Lament by Dharmabum
Curvaceous Wimmin by Wailin' Blind Wombat Joe Keeler (a/k/a Amos)
Deep, Deep John by Bradypus
The Devil's New House by Homeless
Dog Poo On Your Reeboks by Amos
Don't Wear Any Pants That Are Made By The Chucks! by derrymacash
Don't Wear Your Drawers to Town by Amos
Don't You Mess With Santa Claus by derrymacash
Dung In The Bushveld by MMario
Dung Spitten by zonahobo
Dungmeister by Amergin
Elect-a-ric Soup by derrymacash
First Class Passage by Bardford
First Crush by Hyperabid
Fish Was Not The Dish by Jack the Sailor
For Paddy's Day by derrymacash
Framed by Jack the Sailor
Full Metal Bra by Bradypus
The German Clairvoyant by derrymacash
Go On And Throw-O by Troll
Goings On In Rio by Amos
The Golden Loo by Dharmabum
Great Balls Of Sorrow by Dharmabum
Gurgle From The Bag by Amos
Hand Me Down That Bag O' Beans by mousethief
Hands On Entertainment by MMario
Hard Spittin' by Amergin
Hey Pants-Away by Lonesome EJ
Hiding Hind the Compost by Jack the Sailor
Homesick Old Gnome by Lin in Kansas
Honey, I Blew Up The Fox! by Naemanson
The Hookers Who Burgled Myself And The Brother by derrymacash
The House Of The Rising Tide by Dharmabum
The Hovemaster's Stores by McGrath of Harlow
I Held You Near My Heart (But You Melted In My Hand) by Dharmabum
If I Were A Seeing-Eye Pony! by MMario
If You Could Read Behinds, Doc by Genie
I'll Ne'er Leave Home by Bardford
I'm A Lovelorn Peacock by Dharmabum
I'm Gonna Spit Some Poo by Mbo
I'm Sorry; No Sari by SharonA
In The Badger's Hole by derrymacash
I Should Have Stayed In Bed by Osmium
It Ain't Easy, Living the Plastered Life by Spider Tom
It's Been Hard To - Night by Jack the Sailor
I've Been Working on the Cookies by mousethief
I've Got What It Takes by Tinker
Keeping Abreast Of Fashion by kat/katlaughing
The Ladies Of The Mardi Gras by kat/katlaughing
The Landfill of Omaha by Genie
Lap Pool Croc by Genie
The Lavender Broiler by Amos
LEECH HIDE! by Trapper
Less Is More by Hyperabid
Line My Libido by mousethief
The Mardi Gras Parade by Amos
Martin by JenEllen
Martin A, The Gobbler by derrymacash
Martin Gobbler by Bo Vandenberg
The Marvelous Johann by Deda
Monkey Love by Trapper
The Monster's Love Song by Bradypus
My Mynah by Bradypus
The Mystery Decongestant by Scabby Doug
My Name It Is Bruce by derrymacash
The Night Before Johann Was Searched by derrymacash
Now Frosty Is No Gentleman by Dharmabum
Nutting Girl by McGrath of Harlow
Oh The Springtime, It Is Come by Bradypus
On With The Show by Naemanson
Panty Lady by Mbo
Paddy And St. Peter by Lonesome EJ
Pants-Down Racers by Genie
Parade by Micca
Parson, Time In A Country Pub by Spider Tom
Par-Um-Pum-Pum by derrymacash
The Peeler And The Emu by derrymacash
The Pennsylvania Porker by SharonA
The Picture of Dorian Gray's Backside by derrymacash
The Pig At The Bar by Amos
Piggy at the Ritz by Jack the Sailor
Pig That Helps Airplane Pilots Steer by Trapper
Polly Wolly Diddle by Trapper
Que Están, Están by SharonA
Rami on the Loom by Amos
Re-Leech Me by Eigenbass Humptydump (aka RobDale)
Revenge of the Honey Bees by mousethief
The Reverend Jim And The Data Devil by Lin in Kansas
Rosie the Seeing-Eye Pony by Bradypus
Rudolph's Red Nose by Deda
Saint Patrick And The Bishop by Amos
Sam The Bun by Catrin
Sari Seems to be the Hardest Word by JenEllen
The Scotsman's Mardi Gras by Bradypus
Screwtape's New Strategy by Bradypus
Selma The Swedish Monster by Bradypus, MMario, Dharmabum and hesperis
She's A Smooth Operator by Lonesome EJ
The Shit Spitting Game by Amergin
Sister Was Located in a Landfill by Jack the Sailor
Skimpy Knicker Short Jeans by Sonja
The Smiling Blind Man by Bardford
The Snake in the Glass by McGrath of Harlow
Soar Like An Eagle, Fall Like A Rock by Lonesome EJ
The Sperlonga Cafe by mousethief
Spinster's Love Song To The Emu by Amos
Spittin' Little Turdballs by Dharmabum
Spitting Image by Bradypus
The Spokane Turkey by derrymacash
Stand as We Run by SharonA
The Stitchin' On Me Bobble-Hat by derrymacash
Stuck in a Toilet with Pooh by Jack the Sailor
Stuck in the Ballpark Loo by Trapper
Sukiyaki?? by Clifton53
Sweet Marie by derrymacash
Teat Rave by SharonA
The Tell-Tale Turd by McGrath of Harlow
There's A Devil In The Box by McGrath of Harlow
They Fill Up Our Lenses by Sonja
Those Daring Young Pigs in the News by MMario
Tin Hanes, Y'all by SharonA
To A Moose by Bradypus
To Keep The Threat At Bay by Naemanson
Toss Off The Bark by Clifton53
Touch by mousethief
Turd In A Golden Bowl by Amos
TV Reality by Bradypus
'Twas Only A Hamster by truer sound
Two Lovely Hookers From Sweden by derrymacash
Tyger I Hardly Knew Ye by derrymacash
Uncle Harry's Box by MMario
The Underwear Haul by derrymacash
Unfortunate Miss Rita by Sonja
Village Poultry by Jack the Sailor
Walkin' Off With Women's Underwear by Genie
Well I'll Be A Son Of A Pitch by Micca
When The Devil And The Kid Met Up by Lin in Kansas
When The Johnny Is Lined With Gold by Trapper
Will The Cookies Be All Broken by Dharmabum
The Wreck of the Flaccid John Harold by mousethief
You Rambling Boys of Pleasure by derrymacash

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