Dog Poo On Your Reeboks by Amos


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Punter Shop Pilferer Put In Pokey By Poo On Shoe -- SYDNEY (Reuters) - A glob of dog excrement on a Queensland robber's shoe has been used as evidence to identify him, landing him with a 10-year stretch for a betting shop hold-up on Australia's Gold Coast. Police said Thursday they had used enhanced photos from a security camera to match the pattern of excrement found at the crime scene to that on 26-year-old Jacob Smith's shoe. "It's not rocket science. It's as plain as poo on your shoe," police sergeant Alan Piper, a veteran scientific officer, was quoted by local media as saying. "It could have been one of a thousand or ten thousand shoes, but because that poo was there it was creating a great big feature that allowed us to go to a positive identification." "I'd say there has been some more poo on the shoe but it has worn away," said Piper, who admitted to also doing a smell test. Smith, who had wrapped a sheet around his face to hide his identity during the heist, was jailed in June for 10 years and 10 months on charges of robbery, being armed and in company and unlawful use of a motor vehicle.

Dog Poo On Your Reeboks by Amos
(Tune: Lipstick on Your Collar (Connie Francis))

When you slipped away that night, you were really tanked!
Told me you were going out, to knock off a bannnk!
You were gone for much too long, I got mad as hell,
Found you in the precinct house, locked up in a cellll!

Dogpoo on your Reeboks
Told a tale on you-ou-ou!
Dogpoo on your Reebocks
Showed you up for trueeee!
You screwed it up biiiig time,
So to hell withyou!
Cuz dog poo on your Reebocks
Told a tale on you!

You asked me to go your bail
Like a good gal shoouuuld,
Well, you better listen hard.
You better listen good!
Sticking to a looooser
Is something I won't do!
Since dog poo on your Reeboks
Told a tale on you!

Dogpoo on your Reeboks
Told a tale on you-ou-ou!
Dogpoo on your Reebocks
Showed you up for trueeee!
You screwed it up biiiig time,
So to hell with you!
Cuz dog poo on your Reebocks
Told a tale on you!

You can sit there for a month
Makes no diff to meeeee
I expect that in the can
Is where you oughta beee!
Thought your were so cool and smart
Thought you were so neat!
How come you were so damn dumb
You couldn't watch your feet!??

Dogpoo on your Reeboks
Told a tale on you-ou-ou!
Dogpoo on your Reebocks
Showed you up for trueeee!
You screwed it up biiiig time,
So to hell with you!
Cuz dog poo on your Reebocks
Told a tale on you!