Walkin' Off With Women's Underwear by Genie


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Gadzooks, Batman, It's the G-String Gang! Holy Underwear! -- LONDON (Reuters) - Cheeky thieves, dubbed the "G-string Gang" by the British press, made off with thousands of pounds worth of racy underwear after a daylight raid on upmarket lingerie designer Agent Provocateur, a spokesman said on Tuesday. The central London headquarters of Agent Provocateur, a favorite among celebrities such as Kate Moss and Liz Hurley, was burgled over the weekend by thieves who carried off 27,000 pounds ($40,000) worth of lacy bras, knickers and corsets as well as shoes and jewelry. "We were all working upstairs when it appears the thieves broke down the front door and managed to steal the collections from the basement," said Agent Provocateur founder Joe Corre. But the thieves, who got away with the fashion house's new collection, had not made an intelligent choice in targeting such an exclusive boutique, he said. "The very nature of the designs, being so distinctive, renders them instantly recognizable, making it easier to track the thieves down, whatever they try to do with the collection." Agent Provocateur is known for its sexy, slinky and expensive designs which include one-off corsets, suspenders, stockings and G-strings. A spokesman for London's Metropolitan Police said the burglary was being investigated but there was no description of the suspects.

Walkin' Off With Women's Underwear by Genie
(Tune: Winter Wonderland - Smith / Bernard, 1934 // Parody lyrics by Genie (with insincere aplogies to Bob Rivers))

Sirens wail, and I'm list'nin'.
On my brow, sweat is glist'nin'.
They're hot on our tail, but we ain't been nailed
Walkin' Off With Women's Underwear.

Gone away are the boxers,
And those drab cotton dockers,
I clutch my new thong, as we sneak along,
Walkin' Off With Women's Underwear

(Bridge):
Lacy undies make me feel so naughty
Make my "glutes' and 'pecs" feel, oh, so sweet!
I love to feel 'em on my manly body
And give myself a wedgie for a treat!

Bustiers, bras and corsets
Fit so tight I gotta force it,
But it gives me a high
Havin' lace on my thigh,
So, I'm Walkin' Off With Women's Underwear.

Instrumental Break

Agent Provocateur's a
Maker of haute couture, so
We're clever enough
To be pinchin' their stuff
And Walkin' Off With Women's Underwear

Katie Moss and Liz Hurley
Are such cute little girlies,
But wait till you see
Bubba and me
Modelling our 'hot' new underwear!

(2nd Bridge):
On our privates, no more plain old cotton,
Engineered for stodgy Parson Brown.
Folks say, "Are you married?"
I think, "Not!" -- When
I can do the job myself in silken gowns!"

Trouble is, when we wear 'em,
Struttin' like a Sultan's harem,
It's hard to conceal
That these bras were 'a steal'
When we walked off with the women's underwear.