Stuck in a Toilet with Pooh by Jack the Sailor


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The Song Challenge: This Challenge! idea comes from our one and only MMario -- which kinda makes me wonder if he's ever actually been in - Port-a-Potty Peril -- Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania, June 15 - Police rescued a man who found himself stuck in the depths of a portable toilet at a recreational field Wednesday afternoon, after he lowered himself inside and couldn't get out. The man, not identified by police, told officers he was trying to retrieve his keys. He was trapped there for at least 45 awful minutes, he told police. Children playing basketball heard the man calling for help and told their mother. She called township police. Officers arrived about 2:45 p.m. and found the unfortunate man, still shouting and in the toilet's lower chamber up to his hips. He was naked from the waist down, having taken off his shoes and pants for his unpleasant task. It took emergency response workers until 3:28 p.m. to extract him, police said, adding that they had to destroy a significant part of the facility in the process. Police could not estimate the cost of the damage. One he was free, the man was taken to hospital for treatment of cuts and bruises - and to have the wedged-tight toilet seat removed from around his torso.
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Stuck in a Toilet with Pooh by Jack the Sailor

Am I stupid that I got in this mess?
I gotta tell you that the answer is yes
In excrement to way passed my feet
And I wish that I'd lifted my seat
Children they laugh at me
Cops laughing too, here I am
Stuck in a toilet with pooh

Yes I'm stuck Stuck in a toilet with pooh
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
I wish you'd wipe that smirk off your face
I'm in a real S**ty place
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Children they laugh at me
Police laughing too, here I am
Stuck in a toilet with pooh

Well it started when my key slipped and I tried to get em back from the can
To the Kids, I have been yelling , to find someone to save me
Please.... Please.....

Trying to expain it all of it
But no good explaination will fit
Trying to get the keys they will grant
then they ask me why I took off my pants
Children they laugh at me
Police laughing too, here I am
Stuck in a toilet with pooh