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'I See Your Future Growing Bigger And Bigger' (Hamburg, Germany) A German clairvoyant is reading his clients' futures by feeling their naked bottoms. Ulf Buck says buttocks have similar lines to those on the hand, which can be read. The 39-year-old, who's been blind since he was three, says the bottom is more 'intense' than the hand. He says a reading can give information about his clients' personalities as well as their future wealth, happiness and health. Mr Buck from Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, says he's attracting all kinds of clients including a soap star and a stockbroker. He also says being blind helps to relax his customers as they know they'll remain anonymous and that he doesn't get a thrill from the buttock reading, adding he's happily married.
A Little Behind by McGrath of Harlow
I've got a little behind with me work,
I've been slaving away like a Turk,
When I fondle each bum
I find what is to come,
Just a little behind with me work.
A little behind, I'll confess
but I'll quickly catch up, more or less.
put yourself in my hands,
and you'll soon understand.
we can both be a roaring success.
A little behind, or perhaps
You are one of those oversize chaps,
and it really don't matter
if you're thinner or fatter,
untold riches can fall in your laps.
A little behind and behold,
my hands hold a mystery untold,
I know what comes tomorrow,
so beg steal or borrow,
for a fortune in silver and gold.
A little behind or a lot,
For convention I don't give a jot
I can bring you good luck,
Or my name isn't Buck.
If you strike while the iron is still hot.