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The Song Challenge:   Free Outfits For Nude Shoppers -- An Austrian clothing chain is offering shoppers $385 worth of free clothes if the customer enters the store completely naked.   Streakers must make it as far as the checkout counter of any Kleider Bauer outlet, where they'll be greeted with a towel to cover up as well as a voucher to buy clothes for the trip home, the department store said in a statement last week.  However, fearing an onslaught of shoppers from a nation not averse to baring all in public, only the first five strippers of the day at each of the 40 department stores will be rewarded.   Naturally the store stands to win no matter what.  One commentator noted that obviously more than 5 will show up to win, and those nudes will want to buy some clothes so they can leave with what little dignity they may have intact.   No doubt, plenty of gawkers will show up to oggle the streakers, and they'll probably feel compelled to buy some clothes as well.   And then of course, there's the owner who thought it all up who'll not only enjoy extra sales, but will get a free show as well.


It's Been Hard To - Night by Jack the Sailor
(Tune: A Hard Day's Night)

It's been Hard To - Night Cause I've been shopping in the nude
It's been Hard To - Night And you may think its rather crude
But when I go to the store, Then I will feel like a whore
and I will get new clothes

You know the prized comodity is lots of money to buy clothing
And It's worth all the nudity they're gonna give me ev'rything
But if I do not win, It will be such a sin
I'll be nude as a jay

When I'm nude ev'ryone turns on the light
When You're nude, baby you're looking alright, alright yeah

I'll be Hard To - Night Cause I see you next to me
I'll be Hard To - Night Yes it serin dip-i-ty
Can I give you a call? No, I'm not shy at all
As I stand e-rect

So why I love to bare all And I'm havin a ball
you know I'll be O.K.

{c:Bridge}

{c:Chorus}

You know I feel al---right
Maybe too al-----right

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