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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
They Fill Up Our Lenses by Sonja
(Lyrics: Sonja W. Oates / Tune: Annie's Song)
They fill up our lenses
With their romp through the forest,
Like the jaybirds in springtime,
Undressed and untamed!
Naked forms on closed circuit
For the sleepy hotel guests.
As they feel up each other
They're feelin' no pain!
"Come let me show you
What they've got on TV, Hugh!
You'll be drowning in laughter
At their bare, flabby forms!
See the critters beside them--
Who knew badgers were voyeurs??--
Come take a look, kids!
Ya won't see this at home!"
They filled up our lenses
Till the night watchman caught 'em.
Toward the mountains they sprang then
From their roll in the snow!
"Now the forms on the TV
For us sleepy-eyed tourists
Is jest badgers and lynxes
And ol' horny toads!"