WINNERS OF THE GOLDEN COW CHIP AWARD WITH SHAMROCK CLUSTER

13 Minutes For Bert by MMario
30 Second Commercial for a Filthy Spanish Hotel by Trapper
A Great Big Hog Is Flying To Town by mousethief
A Leech Farmers Lot! by Micca
A Little Bitty Squirrel by mousethief
A Mermaid On A Rock! by Mbo
A Slow Boat Woulda Been Better by Dharmabum
A Sort of Cynical Notion by derrymacash
The Agra Apologia by Sonja
Always Plan For The Future by Praise
An Emu Is Comin' To Town by SharonA
And It Stoned Me by Jack the Sailor
Ashes to Ashes Funk to Funky by derrymacash
Aspiration by SharonA
Away With A Stranger by SharonA
Back Of The Oasis by derrymacash
Bad Boys by Jack the Sailor
Badgers by MMario
The Bad News Badgers by Clifton53
The Ballad of the Cheerios Kid by SharonA
The Ballad Of Graham Gray by Bradypus
The Ballad of Ted Rambleat by WYSIWYG
The Ballad Of Uncle Harry by SINSULL
The Bar Played "Trains In The Night" by Amos
Beastie Bliss by Bradypus
Beer, Beer by Kelida
Before the Ball by Amos
Bein' Tailgated By A Croc Shadow by Genie
Big, Bad Doc by mousethief
Bobbles, Booty, and Things by Argenine
Boring, Boring Is The Man by MMario
Bread and Retribution by Micca
Brief Screen by Hyperabid
Buddy Can You Spare 10p by Boromir
Built For Flavor by Praise
Bumblin' Bob by Boromir
Bush League Boffin' by Clifton53
Carry Me Back To 1920! by Troll
Casuarina Races by Sonja
Cheerios Love by mousethief
Close Encounters of the Hairy Kind by Hyperabid
The Cockee In Seat 10-D by Clifton53
Come Line Your Pants by mousethief
Come Together by Homeless
The Cookie Crusher Strikes Again by McGrath of Harlow
Cookiemangler by Mbo
Coortin' With Two Kittens by derrymacash
Cows Can't Fly by Gray Rooster
The Crappy Boy by DonD
Croakin Des Arc Revenge Song by MichaelAnthony
Crocodile's Picnic by mousethief
Crocodile Stock by Trapper
Cúnla by derrymacash
Cut And Blow Job by Kara
Das Emu by Genie
Davies's Danger Waters by Genie
The Day My Ice Cream Fell by Jeri
De Kahlua Cookie Blues by Lonesome EJ
Deck Us All by Amos
The Devil Plays Inside My Modem by Mbo
Does Your Pickle Spark And Sputter by Lonesome EJ
Dog Crap Rap by Snoop Doggy Doo (a/k/a Sonja)
Donna and Guido Get Lucky by Codgers and Hammerhead (aka RobDale)
Don't Be Messin' Wid Frogz! by John Hardly
Don't Flush by Jack the Sailor
Don't Flush! by MMario
Doughboy Sam by emily b
Dreams of Gold by MMario
Drip, Drip, Drip by MMario
Drivin' To Distraction by derrymacash
Drooling by MMario
Dry Beef Hearts And Horse's Livers by Dave (the ancient mariner)
The Dung On My Sneakers by mousethief
Early Mornin' Reins by SharonA
Eat 'Em Down Them Cookies by Chris/Darwin
The "Eh" Word (Advice From The Otters) by Genie
Emu Bird Thrill by Sonja
Every Word You Type by Hyperabid
Exponential Blarney by Bert
False Fruit On The Bough by Eluned
Fare Thee Well Big Knickers by derrymacash
Fare Thee Well, My Darling Gnome-boy by MMario
Feminism One-Oh-One by Amos
Fifteen Hops On A T1 Line by Amos
The Filly With The Panties of Red by Genie
Flying by Dharmabum
The Flying Dutchman (Revised) by MMario
Food Of You by Amos
Fox Hollow Song by Praise
Frosty The Snowperson by Dharmabum
Frosty's New Song by John Hardly
The German Couple by Jack the Sailor
Get A Haircut by Mbo
Ghost Riders On The Net by Lonesome EJ
Gigging In The Wind by Bardford
The Girl In The Bobble-Hat by derrymacash
Give It A Rest, Ye Merry Revelers by Genie
The Gnome Internationale by McGrath of Harlow
Go Bake Some Caitrin by Dave (the ancient mariner)
The Golden Bowl by Bradypus
Golden Potty Brown by Rollo
Good Pig Bad Pig by Clifton53
Granny's Got A Handgun by Dharmabum
Green Bobs The Bobble-O by Nerd
Groundhog Day by Jeri
The Groundhog Is A Funny Bloke by Dave (the ancient mariner)
Grunty the Pig by Gareth
Grunty Was His Name-ey by SharonA
The Guy Who Escaped From The Zoo by Deda
> Hamburger In The Sky by Trapper
Hanz And Franz by Pseudolus
Haul Away Ulf! by MMario
Have Some Kahlua (mmm), Do! by SharonA
Have You Seen the Little Piggies by Kim C
He Came Upon the Xerox Clear by Sonja
Here Are The Nudes by Mbo
Hey, Sari-Man the Bali's by Jack the Sailor
HO HO HO HO by Clifton53
Home, Home Isn't Strange by MMario
Horse With No Wins by Jack the Sailor
Hotel Mallorca by Bradypus
The House of the Midnight Sun by Bradypus
How The Salty Dog Got That Way by Hardiman the Fiddler's "Best Wife" (a/k/a Praise)
I Can't Follow Them All by lloyd61
I Didn't Take This Job To Be A Stripper by Deda
I Draw The Line by Troll
If I Gave Free Clothes To You by Amos
If I Give Myself To You by MMario
If You Like Cheese And Baloney by Lonesome EJ
I'm A Surgeon and I'm OK by sorry, Monty Python
I'm Always Busing Nibbles! by Sigurd
I'm Gonna Get Ya by baldfiddler
I'm The Boring Dude by Mbo
Incandescent Pickle II (or Pickles Redux) by Amos
Incidental Doggerel by Amos
In Freeport's Retail Centre by derrymacash
International Rubber by Bradypus
Irish Stewing in an English Cell by Jack And Giok
I Saw Santa With a Body Guard by Jack the Sailor
I Took the Stewpot by Bobby O'Marley (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)
It Ain't Me, Bird by Nadja Chick
It's A Bee, Not A Bug! by Mbo
It's Raining Beef! by MMario
It Was Dumb by mousethief
Johann Zillinger by Dharmabum
Johnny! I Hardly Knew Ya! by Hawker
Jordy's Hamster by Genie
Kentucky River by Bradypus
Kentucky River Side by Mbo
King Louie's Second Coming by derrymacash
Kundasale by Mugwa
Let's Ca' The Whole Thing Off by Genie
Lammy's Bog by Hawker
Land Of The Midnight Fun by Lonesome EJ
Lifesteps by Hyperabid
Lion's Eyes by Scotsbard
The Lions' Picnic by mousethief
The Little Bobble-Hat by derrymacash
Little Bottles by McGrath of Harlow
The Little Breasted Mermaid (Bettered) by Naemanson
The Little Toner Drum Boy by Jack the Sailor
Lost Men of Munchkin Town by Amos
M&M's Will Do by Bradypus
Made Himself a Name by Cereal Killer
Male Snowman by mousethief
Margarine And Flour by belter
The Masked Wedding by derrymacash
Mermaids In The Sky by Amergin
Metal Liner by Loopy Sanchez
The Milk-Splattered Banner by SharonA
The Monkey Mafia by Dharmabum
Monkey's Prayer by MMario
The Monster of Loch Moose by MMario
Montee, The Pasta Dog by katlaughing
Moose Breath On Your Collar by Amos
Moose It On Over by Mbo
Munch, Munch, Munch by Trapper
Munch On A Twink by Hyperabid
My Carbohydrate Things by Dharmabum
My Computer's A Disgrace by Kelida M.
My Gnome Is Gone Away by MMario
My Hotdog Had Puppies by Mbo
"Mynah Can Spat" Dance by SharonA
Mynah, Say 'Divorce' by SharonA
Mynahs Can't Testify by MMario
Myopic Marvin From Oslo by Troll
Nettle Champ by derrymacash
No People Like Leech People by JenEllen, MMario and Áine
Northhamster Hampton by MMario
Now I'm Hidin by Amergin
Nude Shopper's Jig by Homeless
Oasis Badger Cam by Sonja
Old Over And Sons by Amergin
Oh Bulgur! by Mbo
Oh Groundhog! by markf, catspaw, Micca, Mbo, Amos, and Áine
Oh My Hampster by DaveP
Oh, What A Wild Office Party by Sonja
Oh You Vikings by Deda
'Ol Pashan Pud by Clifton53
On Badger TV by Sonja
Otter Play by Genie
The Part-Time Mermaid by Scabby Doug
Pearly Gets Up Early by Rollo
Pigs Are Made For Pork by John Hardly
Put the Foil on Your Buns by mousethief
The Red Satin Horse Underall by DonD
The Rejoinder by katlaughing
Rubber Cup Cafe by MichaelAnthony
Sad Ballad of the Norseman Who Wouldn't Drive by Amos
Sammy's Song by mousethief
Sanglochon Saucisson by Bradypus
Sari Seems To Be The Hardest Word by Jack the Sailor
Scrotum by Tinker
The Secret Drop by Mbo
Sheep CIA by Hyperabid
Shit From A Dog On My Shoe by mousethief
The Sister Who Died by Fibula Mattock
Some "Words" That Are Fun To Say by John Hardly
Song Challenge!s Gone By by SharonA
Song of the Security Guard by MMario
Spam by Barky
Spleen Things On His Pants by Bardford
St. Patrick's Judgement by Bradypus
Stewpot by mousethief
The Straight Dope by Mbo
The Streets of Tacoma by Clifton53
Stuck In The USSR by Kim C
The Stuff That Once Filled Edward's Balls by Philibuster
Such A Funny Thing by Gareth
SWARM! by Mbo
Sympathy For the Devil (2001) by Jack the Sailor
That Ho Must Go by Giok
That Magnificent Man by Bradypus
They Always Hurt The Claus They Love by Sonja
This Is My Cheese by Hyperabid
Three Voices by belter
To Be a Tiger by Bradypus
Today The Chocolate Left Me Brown by Callie
Tracking Bees by Jack the Sailor
Trains In The Tavern by Great Goo
True Love Knows No Reason by derrymacash
T W A by Genie
Twas In The Month of January by Matthew Edwards
The Twinkie Union Song by Amos
The Underwear Burglar's Lament by Amos
Untitled by Osmium
Up at the Nordstrom's by mousethief
Vaclaw Raccoon by Praise
Violet At Dawn by Troll
The Warehouse It Is A Razing by GreatGoo
Watching Paint Dry, Naturally by McGrath of Harlow
We Have To Go, Arne, Go! by Bill Kennedy
What the Mynah Heard by Mugwa
When Pigs Fly by The-Siren-Poet
When the Sari-Sewin' Bobbin Goes Bob-bob-bobbin' Along by Genie
Where Has Uncle Harry Gone? by Naemanson
Where Have All The Plastic Flowers Gone? by ceitagh
While I Wonder Of You by Barky
Who Wrote the Wizard of Oz? by Jack the Sailor, MMario and SharonA
Who's So Dull Now by SharonA
The Wild Northampton by DaveP
Wild Turkey by Dave (the ancient mariner)
Will Ye Go, Mikey? by Amos
Wired Bees by Amos
With a Little Sniff by mousethief
With The Eggs Tucked In His Underwear by Genie
The Wizard of Oz by mousethief
The Yellow Bobble Hat by Bradypus
Yonder Comes a Sucker by Bradypus
You're Making Me Hungry!! by Callie
Zippy Chippy by Clifton53
Zippy's First Win by The Loyal Horseman (a/k/a Jack the Sailor)

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