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The Song Challenge:   Dull Men of the World Unite -- LONDON (Reuters) - Now there's a Web site for the man who has everything except a life. Promising to free its readers from the pressures of trying to be "in and trendy," www.dullmen.com reviews dull books, tells dull jokes and lists dull events for every month of the year.  "In March, we like to watch maple trees during sugaring time.  Sap dripping just right to watch -- the right pace, the right suspense," suggests the site run by the U.S.-based National Council of Dull Men.  Laid out in shades of grey, black and white, it also offers a test with questions like "Do you like to watch airport luggage carousels?" and "Do you like English food?" to help readers find their true selves.

Boring, Boring Is The Man by MMario

Boring, boring is the man,
And he might never stumble or fall.
Boring, Boring, walk the path,
And he might never fall in love at all.

CHORUS:
Boring, Boring, Life is dull,
Like an evening spent watching growing corn.
Boring, boring is his love,
So dull, and safe and warm.

Slowly, slowly beats the heart
That ne'er excitement can call its own.
Lonely, lonely, lies the part
That has to live all alone.

Dully, dully, beats the heart
With no rush of excitement ever seen.
Deadly, deadly, dull is life
If he can be said to have been.

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