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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
The Love That Bites The Big One: Police in North Platte, Nebraska, have a case with bite.
They were called to the home of a 55-year-old woman who dropped her false teeth in the toilet, after
she had been partying and drinking with her boyfriend. The toilet backed up and the
boyfriend called a plumber. The plumber charged $50 to retrieve the dentures, which
the boyfriend paid. But the boyfriend refused to give the teeth to woman until he was paid back.
That's where the cops come in. The woman called police, saying she didn't have the money
and couldn't eat without her teeth. Police say they sat the two down and had the pair
work out deal. She signed an IOU and he gave back the choppers.
Don't Flush by Jack the Sailor
Jack's Comments: [This is] a parody of the No Doubt Song "Don't Speak"
You and me
We used to barf together
Every day together always
I really feel
that when I lost my denture
I now believe
It ended the adventure
It looks as though you're gonna throw
And if it's puke,
Well I don't want to know
Don't Flush
I know just what you're thinking
This john is really stinking
Don't smell me cause it reeks
Don't Flush
I know that you're thinking
I don't need your gas mask
Don't smell me cause it reeks
My Credit card
Is already maxed out
So please loan me some mulah
to help me get my teeth out
Pass the lye, both you and I
Are scrubbing on my chompers
Its sh*t but I try
CHORUS
The police
Are coming so please release my teeth . . .
Any way
I kicked you from my trailor.. just today
CHORUS