Will Ye Go, Mikey? by Amos


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The Song Challenge: Hey Mister -- Want A Little Extra Off The Sides? Women in the Quebec city of Laval suspected their husbands and boyfriends were getting a bit more than a shave and a haircut at a local hair salon. Apparently, they were right. Police arrested eight people at Le Salon Sex Symbol, where stylists (disrobed), performed exotic dances and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair, said police spokesman Guy Lajeunesse. The 2-month-old undercover investigation started after several women called police worried that the hairdressers were offering their husbands and boyfriends sexual services. Customers of the 5-year-old business received haircuts from scantily-clad women who 'for more money' (Ed. well, did 'very' naughty things). Though erotic hair salons are legal if no touching takes place, police believe patrons at Le Salon Sex Symbol could (do more than 'touch'). "We found some hair on the ground," Lajeunesse said. "One of the men got his hair cut. They have a few clients who just go for that. It's supposed to be the main attraction."

Will Ye Go, Mikey? by Amos
(Tune: Wild Mountain Thyme)

Tarifs: Cabine privée 22 $
Visionnement de film érotique
La coiffeuse est en lingerie fine
Options:
La coiffeuse semi-nue+ 10 $
La coiffeuse nue + 20 $
Danse en privé (20 min.) 40 $
Options:
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Oh, the summer time is coming,
And the weather it is warming
And the wild blood is in me
For a clip from Sophie darling
Will ye go, Mikey, go?

Chorus:
And we'll all go to Lavall
Where the lasses are so willing
And the hairs they gently fall,
Will ye go, Mikey go?

Oh I think I need a haircut
Though I've had two this week already
But I need to see me Sophie,
And I'm just a mite unsteady
Will ye go, Mikey go?

I will drain out all my coin
From the bank on Laurentiles
And with it I will buy
Private cabins, private smiles
Will ye go, Mikey go?

I will buy myself a coat
Made of mink or lovely sable
And I'll show it to my Sophie
Pour les options discutable
Will ye go, Mikey, go?

If my barber is not in
I will surely use another
If my dear wife she complains
I will send her to her mother,
Will ye go, Mikey, go?

Oh the summer it is in,
Like no other come before,
For the barbers are sweet lasses
Waiting at the salon doors,
Will ye go, Mikey, go?

And we'll all go to Lavall
Where the lasses are so willing
And the hairs they gently fall,
Will ye go, Mikey, go?