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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


Bush League Boffin' by Clifton53
(Tune is Third Rate Romance)

Clifton53's Comments: What a bunch of harny divils.

Checked into a nice hotel with a naturalistic bent
I came to see the badgers mate
Just turn on your T.V. and wait
That's what I was told
Watchin' the screen I think my eyes turned green
When I saw them come by
They settled down in the grass
But something about her ass
Told me she wasn't shy
I said "they don't look like badgers but I guess they'll do"
Bush League Boffin', these folks are gonna screw
She had a bobble top hat and a huge pair of hooters too
Bush League Boffin', what am I to do?

Well they got it on like fish in spawn and I watched them of course
She was lanky, supple and loose
He seemed a little bit boozed
But was hung like a horse

The grass and the lake seemed a little bit fake as they rutted like deer
The finish line was in sight
Slammin' her with all his might
As I reached for a beer
I said "this hotel can be a mighty entertainin' do"
Bush League Boffin', and nice room service too
I almost whipped my skippy but I said, "that's crude"
Bush League Boffin', animals get lewd
Bush League Boffin, badgers in the nude
Bush League Boffin', check it out young dude

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