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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal
for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects. Anwar Hussein and
Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March.
They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes. In pill form, Viagra
takes about an hour to work. Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be
good!!
The Stuff That Once Filled Edward's Balls by Philibuster
(Tune: The Harp That Once Thro' Tara's Halls)
The stuff that once filled Edward's balls,
Its small blue capsule shed.
Now sits on the shelf on Eckerds walls
In a spray of red.
So shakes the fist of a former senator,
His advertising days are oe'r
And hearts that once waited hours too long,
Now get it long before.
No more for chiefs and ladies old,
The pill of viagra swells.
The spray alone when used at night,
Will keep the old fart bold.
Thus Richard now more often wakes,
Elizabeth now more gives,
Ladies fear being screwed too much,
Till they no longer live.