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The Song Challenge:   Hey Mister -- Want A Little Extra Off The Sides?  Women in the Quebec city of Laval suspected their husbands and boyfriends were getting a bit more than a shave and a haircut at a local hair salon. Apparently, they were right. Police arrested eight people at Le Salon Sex Symbol, where stylists (disrobed), performed exotic dances and talked dirty as they clipped clients' hair, said police spokesman Guy Lajeunesse. The 2-month-old undercover investigation started after several women called police worried that the hairdressers were offering their husbands and boyfriends sexual services. Customers of the 5-year-old business received haircuts from scantily-clad women who 'for more money' (Ed. well, did 'very' naughty things). Though erotic hair salons are legal if no touching takes place, police believe patrons at Le Salon Sex Symbol could (do more than 'touch'). "We found some hair on the ground," Lajeunesse said. "One of the men got his hair cut. They have a few clients who just go for that. It's supposed to be the main attraction."


Cut And Blow Job by Kara

I'll tell you a story that happened to me
one day as I went by Lavall on sea
I was there to see Mary a sweet heart of mine
and thought I could do with a brush up and shine

I went into a barbers called Salon Sex symbol
I wanted my hair cut just like Dave Trimble
imagine my shock when consulting the prices
the menu it sent my poor heart into crisis. 

I was near ready to curl up and dye
when young Sofie approached , with a glean in her eye
my heart it raced faster than Pipe on the Hob
when she said "shall we start with the cut or Blow job?"

By the time I met Mary, I was well past my prime
but I must say my hair, it looked quite divine
I think next I go for the perm and the tint
and maybe when Stephanie's doing her stint

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