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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


Green Bobs The Bobble-O by Nerd
(Jesus, Derry, if you take on two more albums you're gonna need help!  Try this one out … the title song from "Well Below the Valley")

A gentleman was passing by
he asked for a drink as he got dry
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

My hat is filled up with my head
I cannot fill you a drink she said
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

If your true love were here, he said,
you'd give a drink or else some head
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

Well, if you're wanting head kind sir
then take off your trousers and your shirt
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

So he took off his trows and shirt
and she took off her blouse and skirt
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

But when she reached for her bobble hat
he said, fair maid, now don't touch that
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

For you have slept with Jim and Dan
And Melvin, Harold, Ron and Stan
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

But I will be the first man that
Has bobbled you in your bobble hat
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

So they have played and sported there
With her bobble-hat covering up her hair
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

And when their play was done and passed
A guard with a torch arrived at last
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

Oh guard oh guard come tell to me
What penance you will give to me
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

It's seven years as a bobble hat
and seven more as a smelly rat
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

It's seven more as a Badger in hell
and the lord above will pardon your soul
in the valley of the badger-o
green bobs the bobble-o
right upon her noggin-o

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