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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Challenge: This challenge required you to go to 'Caitrin's Cookie Recipe' thread and write a song describing these inebriating, sinful, hallucinogenic cookies and their effect on the consumer/imbiber! Go on, take one, they're free!!
De Kahlua Cookie Blues by Lonesome EJ
Well I woke up dis mornin
Lawd I felt jus like a bum
I had gained 7 1/2 pounds
De right side of my brain was numb
I looked down at de carpet, it was covered up wit cookie crumbs
Kahlua cookie Blues
Jus like a drunkard in de bar
Lawd I ate so many cookies
I couldn't even drive my car
I went and found de Preacher
and I fell down on my knees
I found him in de vestibule
eatin crackers wine and cheese
When I give him my confession, he jus said "pass de cookies please"
Kahlua cookie Blues
Jus like a drunkard in de bar
No matter how I tries
Can't keep my hand from out de jar
Got a real bad cookie jones
And I'm afraid I've sealed my fate
I eats em by de handfull
I buys em by de crate
When I finishes all my cookies, I snorts de crumbs from off my plate
Kahlua cookie Blues
Jus like a drunkard in de bar
Your sign "will work for cookies"
Tells people jus how bad you are