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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
The Song Challenge:
Yes, Virginia, There Really Is A Pot O' Gold! -- (HONG KONG, China) A Hong Kong
jeweler has opened his doors to what is possibly the world's most glamorous convenience -- a glittering golden bathroom complete with two 24-carat solid gold toilets.
Having learned in school that Lenin had wanted to make gold toilets for the Russian people, Lam Sai-wing says he had long dreamed of creating the ultimate in lavish loos.
Now the owner of a successful jewelers, Lam has finally turned his ideal dream into a $4.9 million reality. Replete with gold wash basins, toilet brushes, toilet
paper holders, mirrors, chandeliers and even wall tiles and doors made of solid gold, the 45-year old businessman calls his creation "a combination of my thoughts and ideals".
Inside the ceiling of the "ancient Roman-style" washroom is encrusted with ruby, sapphire, emerald and amber. However, visitors to Lam's luxury
lavatory will find that it is open only to an exclusive few. Potential users will have to spend at least HK$1,000 (U.S.$138) on jewelry
for the privilege to relieve themselves amid the finery. The restroom was not to everyone's taste though. "It's too wasteful, said one visitor.
Others who had the opportunity to make a dazzling deposit were more appreciative of the marketing concept behind the convenience. Wang Xifeng, a visitor from
mainland China, said she appreciated Lenin's vision and Lam's realization of it. "It's a good selling point," she said with a smile. "It's a dream come true."
For a peek at the pot, click here!
Golden Potty Brown by Rollo
(Melody: "Sally Brown")
1. Chanteyman: Went to Hong Kong and had to widdle
Chorus:
Sit, sit, please sit down!
Oh we went to the chinese jeweller
to make the golden potty brown!
2. Chanteyman: They made me pay two hundred dollars
Chorus:
Sit, sit, please sit down!
Oh we went to the chinese jeweller
to make the golden potty brown!
3. Never seen so posh a lavvy
Chorus:
Sit, sit, please sit down!
Oh we went to the chinese jeweller
to make the golden potty brown!
4. Golden seats and diamond ceiling
Chorus:
Sit, sit, please sit down!
Oh we went to the chinese jeweller
to make the golden potty brown!
5. A golden frame for precious jewels
Chorus:
Sit, sit, please sit down!
Oh we went to the chinese jeweller
to make the golden potty brown!
6. The gold was so cold it made me holler
Chorus:
Sit, sit, please sit down!
Or you have to clean the floor
by the golden pots of hong kong town!