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With a Little Sniff by mousethief
(Tune: With a Little Luck -- P. McCartney)

mousethief's Comments: (What's so scary is how little I actually had to change...)

With a little sniff, I can get it up
I can make this tired old thing make love
With a little sniff, we can go lay down
Can't you see my tool exploding?

There is no end to what we can do together.
There is no end, there is no end.
Just count to ten and then we can do it together
We can do it, we can do it, just me and you

Just a little sniff, I can get it up.
I can bring it in for a landing,
With a little sniff, I can turn it on.
I swear it will be quickly expanding.

With a little push, we could get it off.
I can send it rocketing thighwards.
With a little shove, we could shake it up.
Don't you feel like coming? It's loading!

With a little sniff.
With a little sniff.
With a little sniff, a little sniff, a little sniff.
With a little sniff.
With a little sniff.
With a little sniff, a little sniff, a little sniff.

Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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