SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers.  The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria.  Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set.  The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World.  The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch.  The identity of the couple has not been revealed.


Twas In The Month of January by Matthew Edwards

Twas in the month of January when the frost was all around,
The winter snows were falling fast, and lay thick on the ground,
I watched the TV in my room to find a wondrous sight,
To see the badgers sport and play within the woods at night.

But the wonder that my eyes beheld was an unexpected sort,
For a naked man and his lady bare so merrily did sport,
She only wore her bobble hat upon the ground as hard as iron,
But harder was the young man's power as they courted without tirin'.

He clasped his hands about her as the moon it shone so clear,
And so sweet were the loving words he whispered in her ear,
Whe a flashlight it disturbed them, and she said "I think they've copped us,
I think we're going to have to practice coitus interruptus."

Now I love nature in the raw whatever the reception,
But a bobble hat's no use at all as a form of contraception,
So remember when you're courting to wear a condom please,
Or you'll recall the badger's sett with a baby on your knees!

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