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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
Bobbles, Booty, and Things by Argenine
(Tune: Baubles, Bangles, and Beads)
Bobbles, booty, strange dangly things, dangle-dangle.
Bobbles, booty, bare shiny butts in the moonlight.
They're what the cam'ra did bring us,
Wearing bobbles, bare butts and things.
They're flashing their beams so
It's really a scream! And now
Someone's chasing
Them with their things
Dingle-dangling.
Bet that cold North wind stings, wearin' only
Bobbles, booty and bare naked things