SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   Maybe it was the tin-foil panties, maybe it's the summer heat, maybe it's our brand new grill; but, I find myself 'lusting in my heart' for some barbequed spare ribs, don't you?  That must be why I've picked this Challenge! idea from Roger the skiffler this time . . .   I can't help myself, I'd just love to see -- Babe On The Block -- From Roger the skiffler (22-Jun-01) I offer this as a possible future challenge, scope for sentimental song:   (BTW the pig was saved by the judge).  The owner of a retired celebrity pig is fighting a legal battle to save him from the foot-and-mouth slaughter. Grunty, a rare Maori kune kune pig, starred in a children's television film and has his own website.  But his fame did not stop an inspector from the Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) from ordering him to be culled under the foot-and-mouth regulations.  Grunty's farm in Somerset was condemned because his owner had visited another of her holdings, which turned out to be infected.  Rosemary Upton, of Hill Farm, Stawley, near Wellington, Somerset, is applying for permission to seek a judicial review.   Appearing for her, Stephen Smith QC, suggested that Grunty had a much stronger case for survival than Phoenix the calf, saved after a blaze of publicity in April.  Grunty starred in Pig at the Ritz on Channel Five and in pleasanter times has accompanied Mrs. Upton on trips to the local village.

Mmmmmmmm -- this Challenge! sounds finger-licking good!!  (now where did I put that Worchester Sauce???).


Grunty Was His Name-ey by SharonA
(Tune: "Bingo (was his name-o)")

There was a farmer had a pig
And Grunty was his name-ey
G - R - U - N - Ty
G - R - U - N - Ty
G - R - U - N - Ty
And Grunty was his name-ey

He had a TV show so big,
"Pig at the Ritz" its name-ey
P - Et - Cet - e - ry
P - Et - Cet - e - ry
P - Et - Cet - e - ry
"Pig at the Ritz" its name-ey

Ms. Upton took him in her rig;
To town to spread his fame-ey
No - Tor - I - Et - Ty
No - Tor - I - Et - Ty
No - Tor - I - Et - Ty
To town to spread his fame-ey

But now poor Grunty's in the brig;
His farmer is to blame-ey
B - L - A - M - E
B - L - A - M - E
B - L - A - M - E
His farmer is to blame-ey

In muck Ms. Upton danced a jig;
With foot-and-mouth aflame-ey
N - Fec - Ted - U - See
N - Fec - Ted - U - See
N - Fec - Ted - U - See
With foot-and-mouth aflame-ey

Then where poor Grunty liked to dig
Inside his pen she came-ey
S - Tu - Pid - It - Ty
S - Tu - Pid - It - Ty
S - Tu - Pid - It - Ty
Inside his pen she came-ey

Now Grunty can't go to his gig;
He hangs his head in shame-ey
Quar - N - Teen - Ed - He
Quar - N - Teen - Ed - He
Quar - N - Teen - Ed - He
He hangs his head in shame-ey

The DEFRA folks don't give a fig
They'd kill him just the same-ey
X - P - D - Ent - Ly
X - P - D - Ent - Ly
X - P - D - Ent - Ly
They'd kill him just the same-ey

I think that they should leave the pig
And take away the dame-ey
Let - Poor - Grun - T - B
Let - Poor - Grun - T - B
Let - Poor - Grun - T - B
And take away the dame-ey

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